Billy Mays vs. Vince of ShamWow

CloroX

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Who would win tw? This is a knock-down, dragout celebrity deathmatch. Rules: none, except that each opponent may only use products/weapons which he endorses.

First round:
Vince comes out strong and gets billy in chokehold with a fuckin' rolled up shamwow (you're gonna love this thing). Desperate and on the verge of unconciousness, billy manages to reach his bucket of oxyclean and grab a handful. He throws it over his shoulder, and vince is momentarily blinded. However, billy also got himself and is partially blind. Both opponents stagger around the ring in a daze.

Next move TW?
 
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Damn that was some hardcore pre-fight shit talking. Does billy know what the slapchop does to testicles though???
 
Clearly Billy never saw Vince toss that old hunk of junk chopper thing over his shoulder and into the sink. Fucking pro. Vince is like an Informercial Ninja. Billy wouldn't stand a chance.
 
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