Best friend's ex-wife

[daerid]

We've been hanging out a lot recently, lot of sexual tension. Should I hit it? Or save the friendship with the kid I basically grew up with and has always stood by my side through everything that's ever happened to me?

Decisions, decisions...

 

[Yankee]

She's just doing it to hurt him, so if you want to help a bitch out, go for it.

 

[-[ENIG]ma-]

pics

 

[Vanster]

you know the rules, motherfufcker.

 

[vortex]

Bros before hos.







But seriously, hit it and take pics

 

[Yankee]

He hides in the closet, you turn off all the lights, and somewhere mid sex you guys switch out. when she realizes it, she runs out, you guys high 5 and go back to playing xbox.

 

[Xcursion]

He hides in the closet, you turn off all the lights, and somewhere mid sex you guys switch out. when she realizes it, she runs out, you guys high 5 and go back to playing xbox.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I DO THIS?!?!?!?!

 

[[MD5]Hash]

You should have really presented this more as a "Hit it or Not?" thread. Also. .

It had to be said.

 

[DV]

I'm going to have to agree with Yankee on this....

She's trying to get to him, through you.

Soooooo, Fuck her, but let him in on it, and do the switch. Hell film it for TW.

 

[Fuzzy]

do it, hopefully he'll kill you

 

[Kill Me Plz]

I'm going to have to agree with Yankee on this....

She's trying to get to him, through you.

Soooooo, Fuck her, but let him in on it, and do the switch. Hell film it for TW.

ftw

 

[Amadeus]

 

[Jungle Fish]

eat it like cervical cancer

 

[nigafool]

WWXD???

(what would xenu do?)

 

[psc777]

He hides in the closet, you turn off all the lights, and somewhere mid sex you guys switch out. when she realizes it, she runs out, you guys high 5 and go back to playing xbox.

Haha! FTW

 

[[SES]BaNsHee]

Are you that desperate that you cant say no?

 

[Yankee]

This is the problem though

Him> No, I can't, my friendship with him is more important.
Her> You know, that makes me like you even more, you're such a great guy
Him> I can't, you need to go.
Her> My pussy is wet.
Him> Go!
Her> [grabs his crotch]
Him "Ok"

 

[houston]

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[Excel]

Surprise P in the B, idiot. Then tell him you reamed her out like she reamed him in the divorce.


Or do the closet thing, that works too. Maybe some variation on the two options, but only if your balls dont touch.

 

[iNVAR]

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