[Batman] - cool rich dude is dead

[Thingfish]

A Maryland man who dressed up as Batman to visit sick kids was struck by a car and killed after his batmobile-like black Lamborghini broke down on I-70 Sunday night.

Man who dressed up as Batman to visit sick kids killed in car accident | Fox News

 

[DMAUL]

this is why i don't own a lamborghini

 

[Data]

It's just a cover. He faked his death to throw The Riddler off his tracks while he plans a brilliant counter attack.

 

[RandalltheVandal]

sad story

 

[Danno]

 

[Goofy]

 

[TechnoDonut]

Apparently he broke down on I70 and his car was stopped partly in the hammer lane. No excuse really, sad.

 

[midst1]

why the fuk u get out and try to fix ur own car when u are a millionaire batman

fuk dood just sit in the car and call AAA like other rich people

 

[RandalltheVandal]

shit like this just proves theres no god.

if so, fuck him

 

[Federere]

Maybe he was pedo

 

[midst1]

dood prob had some bad karma or he was a pedo

the universe doesn't murder innocents for no good reason

 

[RandalltheVandal]

he better be a pedo, or fuck god

 

[Thingfish]

Alfred really let him down on this one.

 

[Got Haggis?]

yeah, apparently that section of 70 doesn't have a shoulder or something

 

[NoGodForMe]

Flawed programming in the Matrix, Karma, or Darwin award candidate. It sucks, especially since he was trying to do something good.

Never get out of your car on the free way. That's why there are move over laws.