A member's promise...

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BobDlux

Veteran X
Although I have been reading this forum for quite some time over my friend Haniblecter's house (I know, that doesn't help in the first place) as a new official member, I would like to make some promises to all of you.

1. Never will I post anything that is OFN and will use the search button freely before posting.

2. I will always follow the "pics or it never happened" law.

3. Under no circumstances will I ever try to goatse any of you.

4. Any time i find new porn or some pictures of hot women I promise to post them here for your enjoyment.

5. I understand that my opinion pretty much means nothing and will never debate this until Vet status has been reached. Even then, it has to be earned first.

I've probably missed a few so feel free to post them here.
 
I don't give a fuck what you do.
The guardians of the community rules are much gayer than you ever could be.

err. . wait. . probably too close to call.
 
BobDlux said:
Although I have been reading this forum for quite some time over my friend Haniblecter's house (I know, that doesn't help in the first place) as a new official member, I would like to make some promises to all of you.

1. Never will I post anything that is OFN and will use the search button freely before posting.

2. I will always follow the "pics or it never happened" law.

3. Under no circumstances will I ever try to goatse any of you.

4. Any time i find new porn or some pictures of hot women I promise to post them here for your enjoyment.

5. I understand that my opinion pretty much means nothing and will never debate this until Vet status has been reached. Even then, it has to be earned first.

I've probably missed a few so feel free to post them here.
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you already lost

where are the naked womens?
 
Good, but you shouldn't have made this thread - should've just followed through instead.
 
I'd like to make some similar® promises:

1. Never will I post anything that is OFN unless I'm feeling too lazy to use the search button.

2. I usually won't follow the "pics or it never happened" law because it's fucking stupid.

3. Under no circumstance will I ever succeed in goatse'ing any of you.

4. Any time i find new or funny work on a website, I will begin a new post so it may be ignored properly.

5. I understand that my opinion holds weight based on my coolness and posting ability. I promise I will make the most of both.
 
Gillie said:
I'd like to make some similar® promises:

1. Never will I post anything that is OFN unless I'm feeling too lazy to use the search button.

2. I usually won't follow the "pics or it never happened" law because it's fucking stupid.

3. Under no circumstance will I ever succeed in goatse'ing any of you.

4. Any time i find new or funny work on a website, I will begin a new post so it may be ignored properly.

5. I understand that my opinion holds weight based on my coolness and posting ability. I promise I will make the most of both.
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lol this member is better than the first one. +10 to him.
 
As a vet3, my vows:

1. I will never give a fuck about this community, except to the extent that it amuses me.

2. I will talk about gf's and their errant behaviors, yet beyond a first name, no one will get shit, or pics.

3. My children, their performance in school, and what they should or should not be taught will never come up here. That, I leave to Putrid.

4. This thread is really pointless, and I'm somewhat ashamed to have posted in it (twice)
 
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