1) severely overweight
2) virgin
3) ugly
4) requires corrective vision
5) cannot walk for more than 10 feet at a time
6) hasn't taken a solid shit in 13 years
7) hasn't seen his dick in 20 years
8) smells like a shitbox
9) requires the aid of an ambulance to travel far distances
10) has an addiction to buffet style restaurants
i honestly believe i could type out 99 of drjonez' problems
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