My vegan liberal wife wants a gun...

Sigh. People recommending a shotgun as "best" for home defense are ignorant. Also people making such stupid statements as you don't have to aim need to take their prized tacticool mossberg out to a range and see exactly the pattern size it will shoot. It's a lot smaller than you think, especially at a range of only 10 feet or closer. Thirdly, a small frail vegan liberal protein starved woman can't handle the recoil of a 12 gauge pump loaded with 3" 00 buck. Especially one with pistol grips.

A small semi-auto in 9MM is the correct choice in this example.
 
Get a shitload of rocks out of the garden. Teach the cow how to throw a fucking rock. Cheap as chips. Sorted.
 
in a breaking and entering situation, especially at night, she will not be able to aim properly. that's why I recommend keeping grenades in the nightstand.
 
Just boobytrap the doors and windows with a few pounds of Semtex.

That way you avoid the possibility of lawsuits.
 
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I won't argue shotgun vs handgun

But I've always liked glock handguns, and you can probably get a gen3 17/19/26 for discounted since the gen4 just came out (minor upgrades).

I'm probably going to pickup a 26 gen4 soon

But like someone said, get what you're comfortable with (and what is proven to be reliable).
 
Can you install a webcam in your house so we get video when someone breaks in and she can't pick the heavy gun up because she has no protein in her.
 
Rovero said:
Just kill her and strike first. Save the gun money for a backhoe rental and bury the body.
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I like the way you are thinking here but attention to detail now can pay off down the road.

Rent at least a 1.5 yard excavator (a PC300 would be perfect) and dig a hole big enough to bury her inside her vehicle. She obviously skipped town, amirite?
 
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