Build a snowman
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Filthy the shitman was a dirty filthy soul
With a corncob dil and a peanut do
And a shitty crappy hole
Filthy the shitman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of shit and a little snow
and he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old crap hat they found
For when he placed it on his head
The asshats danced around!
Oh, filthy the shitman
Was alive as he could be
And the asshats say he could laugh and play
And fart around all day
Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Look at the filthy git
Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Over the hills of shit
Ooh Filthy the shitman
Knew the poo pusher was coming that day
So he said "Let's get the runs and we'll have some fun
Now before I get pushed away."
Down from the desert
With a broomstick in his hand
Pushing right and left all around the town
Came a tiny little man
He pushed him down to the edge of town
At the end of Ramadan
He was a cunt and a little runt
and a soapbox he stood on
He squeaked
"Filthy the shitman, I have come to take a poo.
I will do my job like a fucking yob and do away with you!"
Oh filthy the shitman, had to hurry on his way.
But he waved goodbye, saying
"Don't you cry, and fuck that Minge Dubai"
Mitch, build a sandman. I'll start working on a lawn clipping man.
Only been in snow 3 times.
- 15 we got the day off school. Made snowballs, friend's older brother picked us up for a ride around town. I rode shotgun while throwing icy balls at people on the street.
- Years later went skiing. It's 6 hours drive to the 'Snowy Mountains' here. The airport is a shitty little thing. I'm not flying on those shitty little planes. 6 hours is not a 'drive' for me. May as well fly to NZ and have a better snow experience.
- Few years ago we took kids to the snow. Stayed part-way and did a day trip there.
Only been in snow 3 times.
- 15 we got the day off school. Made snowballs, friend's older brother picked us up for a ride around town. I rode shotgun while throwing icy balls at people on the street.
- Years later went skiing. It's 6 hours drive to the 'Snowy Mountains' here. The airport is a shitty little thing. I'm not flying on those shitty little planes. 6 hours is not a 'drive' for me. May as well fly to NZ and have a better snow experience.
- Few years ago we took kids to the snow. Stayed part-way and did a day trip there.
^^^ An adult, adulting.
Edit: Brasstits I mean.
Edit: Brasstits I mean.
Lowest temperature I've seen here in 24 years is 9 degrees (48 freedumb degrees).
Then use two carets minge. JFC. How long have you been here?
1 caret per post above yours is how you use ^'s.
It's like saying look at that post X above mine where X is = to the number of carets.
FFS JFC GMAFB WWJD
You pointed right at MJP and called him out. I'd be pissed if I were MJP.
Shut up.
It's much funnier when you have to assplain it.
Yeah, snow can eat a dick. Snow = work. Saturdays surprise 11 inches was no different, and about the heaviest garbage I've moved in a long time. Thankfully the Sun was out Saturday afternoon, yesterday and today to melt it off.
Yep!
I snuck out after dark when our blinds were closed and put a face on the side facing the house. Freaked my wife out just a little
We had hail once in Abu Dhabi, and I was terrified.
