Can anyone name a holiday that Americans haven't turned into an excuse to get drunk?

I only drink on Thanksgiving and Christmas, as far as holidays go, and only because there is a shitload of wine to go around.
 
They certainly don't act like it. Race card, begging for government handouts.

trying to maximize income while minimizing expenditure of personal energy and maintaining a minimal level of personal responsibility sounds pretty much like any other american capitalist.

the fault isn't with the people asking for handouts, it's with the people handing them out too easily.
 
Presidents day, I work. Same with MLK day. What a stupid holiday. Black people have parades while ragging on whitey. White people go to work and don't care about the holiday.

the market is closed on MLK day. so a lot of whiteys don't go to work that day. maybe you go to work on that day because you are a lowly pick programmer someone forgot about in the cube farm.
 
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