I would like for you to sign me up as a private. I really don't know what the fuck is going on.
What is your prime directive, TW army?
To hunt down the enemies of mankind, sir!
What will you do when you have found them, TW army?
Aid and abet the enemy due to sheer incompetence, sir!
as intelligence and admiral of the TW Army, I've started recruiting pirates (they are cheap)
apply now
ok im ready to be promoted.
I like your attitude. LT pay is better anyway.
what do i gotta do to get promoted to major
major groove sounds awesome it's like a 70's band name
as intelligence and admiral of the TW Army, I've started recruiting pirates (they are cheap)
apply now