All i ever say is: Spend money helping people not hurting people. I'm of no political party, so please dont angrily mention your hate of a particular political party in your response please.
Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the partial government shutdown grinds on into its twelfth day, Americans remain deeply divided over what kind of wild animal they would most like to see Congress mauled by, according to a new poll released today.
While a majority of Americans say they would enjoy seeing Congress torn limb from limb by a ferocious bear, there is disagreement over which species of bear would be best suited for that assignment.
When asked, “What kind of bear would do the best job of savaging Congress with its fearsome paws?,” Americans gave grizzly bears the highest job-approval rating, followed by polar bears, and by black bears in a distant third.
But the poll showed that there was also strong support for the idea of Congress being set upon by a pack of rapacious animals, with rabid hyenas the first choice of many respondents, followed by feral dogs and cats.
While insatiable, bloodthirsty mammals were most often cited as the animals Americans would like to see eviscerate Congress, there was significant support for another scenario, involving Congress being consumed by a swarm of predatory insects.
Fifteen per cent of those surveyed “strongly agreed” with the statement, “Being torn limb from limb by a grizzly bear or devoured by a pack of rabid hyenas is too good for these people. They should be eaten, very slowly, by a colony of hungry fire ants. Yes, that’s it—fire ants. That would be amazing.”
You're just impartial in name only, the only REAL non-political, non-partisan, altruistic fuckfaces around here are hardcore right wing republicans who are the last bastion of shit-heads that are looking out for your best interest whether you like it or not. Now quit bringing up helping people you goddamn socialist pig.
The Daily Beast Ranks the Party, Democratic or Republican, With the Most Tax Cheats - The Daily BeastThe verdict? Turns out Republicans have the bigger names—Jack Abramoff, Randy “Duke” Cunningham—but Democrats have the most tax scandals by a margin of 18 to 7.
FUCK YA!genius... yes fireants WOULD be the best
in fact i cant think of anything worse... because a bear would probably kill you quite fast. most carnivorous mammals go straight for the jugular leading to a quick relatively merciful death. but fire ants will eat you slowly... that probably beats anything the medival ages came up with.
SS... just reject those voices,The Daily Beast Ranks the Party, Democratic or Republican, With the Most Tax Cheats - The Daily Beast
Dammit!
Altruistic indeed.
Musta been tough for the DB to admit that (but left out Kerry, Rangle, Daschle, etc.), but they dont try to front who they are like others...
SS... just reject those voices,
the govt is good. the govt is god. its there to protect you. to feed you. to keep you warn at night. to love you. to care for you. this is the way of the progressives.
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