A girl told me I was "difficult to understand"

I also told her I was likely the most romantic and charming individual she's ever met

so all week she'd been begging me to "write her a poem"

which I did

I told her I went for an art nouveau post-modern contemporary poetic approach. My exact wording was, "I feel it is not only an expression of my innermost desires but also a reticent dichotomy of the modern and savage world we live in today."

gimme a minute and I'll post that gem too
 
edited for personal content:

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fuck I'm such a genius

I need a jazzy bongo player wearing sunglasses and a beret to knock out some hip beats to that
 
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Last time a girl tole me I was "difficult to understand" I started speaking Spanish to her, then she started speaking Spanish back, and things were clear.
 
This is simply because woman's brains are so complex they can't understand the pigeon shit of a males sub human brain/ego.
 
Only a beta would write poems and make a collage to make a girl happy.

Fuck, the fact that you've been hanging around a girl for long enough to go back and forth with this 6th grade bullshit makes you a beta.

I like how obi tried to show us what an alpha he is and it just backfires with this shit.
 
i inadvertently dropped my pants while reading that poem

good job!

p.s. can you interpret the middle pic on the bottom row of your collage?
 
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