Dating Sites - Hilarious? Yes.

Obibun said:
except my girls are consistently hot as shit

and I lost my virginity when I was like 17. which I still consider fairly late but :shrug:

^ jealous nerd virgin
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why would i be jealous of a journalism major who cant even bag a mildly retarded ugly cougar with 2 kids?

gl with your future attempts at becoming the champion of online dating though
 
Amazon Jim said:
You are in dude! :dapimp:
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Yeah, at first when I was reading her 2nd response I was like, oh okay I guess you don't want to fuck

then came that part where she's like "here's my email.. and here's my screen name.. and my name is.." was like, hah, oh wait yes you do
 
She's just being coy, they all try to be

It kind of defeats the purpose when you say "there's no WAY I would sleep with you" and then follow up by giving contact information

But it at least gives them some sort of moral victory in that they are trying to come off as not whores
 
she's failing miserably as coming off as not a whore when talking about wrapping her lips around your cock. Even if she tries to say its just what she thinks YOU are fantasizing about.

its like cmon, you don't think we know how you got those kids in the first place? :)
 
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