I think I'll hire a hype man

Get a yap dog instead. It'll make a lot of noise for its size and shit everywhere just like midge. The dog will at least be loyal.

You can also have it put down when it starts drinking heavily while on meds.

EDIT: The dog won't be racist.
 
Don't discount Mitch.

Flav was a weird little black guy and he did wonders for PE and Chuck D.

Midgey Midge?

Think about it.

Instead of a giant clock around the neck, a giant poo or penis.
Instead of "What time is it? "It's pooin' time!"
Instead of "Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh booiiieeee!"
"Yeeeeaaaaah poooooooiiieeeee!"

I think Midge should be your hype man.
Let him yammer into the mic and always look at him and say "Kill yourself, Midgey Midge"

Best Goshin idea for awhile.
 
C'mon Mitchy Mitch. Try a little hype for Plaz.
Just a little sumthin sumthin for the cause.

Just rip off Flav.

"yeaaaaahhhh Plaz" but in a high voice.
Carry around a helium balloon and hype high-style
 
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