why are foreign fucks so obsessed with america's tackle football and guns

but if england sucks why did they name it in honour of it

you are not making much sense, clearly you are misinformed

new ENGLAND patriots are the best ENGLISH team of all time
I really think it was just a lack of imagination.

"Hey, uh... what should we call our new country?"

"Uhhhhhhh... I don't know, what are countries usually called?"

"Well the one I came from was called England."

"Okay, how about uhhhhhh....... ummmmmmmm......... New England?"

"Good enough, let's go kill some more natives."
 
uh clearly it says new ENGLAND patriots bro

loved our country so much they named their home after it

which is cool because im pretty patriotic when it comes to how great england is as well :roller:

No.

What happened there is, whenever you make a new version of something, it's because the old one sucked.

And in this situation, it's very true.
 
new england only exists in a shitty football team's name

no one says "I'm from New England."
 
it is okay guys you're just as british as you feel

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but if england sucks why did they name it in honour of it

you are not making much sense, clearly you are misinformed

new ENGLAND patriots are the best ENGLISH team of all time

Mexico sucks but we have a state named NEW Mexico... It's not honoring it, it's saying... Hey, you suck... so we'll just add "NEW" in front of it because newer is better.
 
I live in New South Wales.

I still don't know if it's supposed to be a newer version of South Wales, or a version of Wales which is both New and South.

If you think they were lazy with naming when the Brits got to America, they were just totally phoning it in by the time they got here. "Queensland". Really? "South Australia". "Western Australia" (at least they got the '-ern'), the Northern Territory. There's no place with lazier names than Australia.

Big reef that shields the coast? Great Barrier Reef. Big mountain range that splits the coast off from the interior? Great Dividing Range. Big-ass desert, lots of sand? Great Sandy Desert.

FFS, come on guys.
 
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