Troll feeding time (Brunch at Burj Al Arab)

that can't be true I don't remember the thread where you posted how much it cost.

you must not have paid for it.

It was before I joined this forum. And it cost me nothing, loyalty points scheme run by the hotel group, you eat / drink / stay in one of Jumeirahs properties here often enough and you rack up enough points for a stay.
 

Well, you obviously know more about this than I do, because you have seen a photograph. Personally I would, and no doubt will, eat there again. You never will, and that's fine because you don't think you're missing anything. Win-win.
 
I like how he's still bragging about how he spent $260 to sit in a place that looks as tacky as a Denny's restaurant

after trying to pretend like he was so cool and baller he could afford it everyday

he's seriously one of those poor people who equates cost with value
 
what did you have for lunch anyway?

A lot of food. This is gonna sound like a long list but remember it's lots of small portions spread over 3.5 hours.

Started with Lobster, smoked salmon and Alaskan crab legs.
Then some sushi
Next visit was John Dory in Thai basil sauce (it's a fish)
Then some lamb loin
Kobe beef
Cuppla trips to the dessert table, and finished off with some very old and smelly but very tasty Italian cheese.
 
Grats on paying 42 dollars on some yellowtail. I can get that for 7 or 8 bucks at my grocery store.

Occasionally, I splurge on the yellowtail reserve which is about $12.

Also, all my sand is conveniently located at the beach.
 
I like how he's still bragging about how he spent $260 to sit in a place that looks as tacky as a Denny's restaurant

after trying to pretend like he was so cool and baller he could afford it everyday

he's seriously one of those poor people who equates cost with value

I like how your posts have been addressed directly to me until now but this one is addressed to the general populace, like you're getting desperate now and frantically looking around for support, or at least acceptance.

Also, i'm one of those poor people. You have clearly demonstrated that much. Yup.
 
I like how your posts have been addressed directly to me until now but this one is addressed to the general populace, like you're getting desperate now and frantically looking around for support, or at least acceptance.

Also, i'm one of those poor people. You have clearly demonstrated that much. Yup.

sorry but did you miss the last 2 pages where the "general populace" came to the 100% agreement that the restaurant looks like shit?

and even if you're not poor (though I hardly believe your claimed earnings), you have the mentality of a classless poor person. you're poor on the inside, bro, and that's what counts
 
Grats on paying 42 dollars on some yellowtail. I can get that for 7 or 8 bucks at my grocery store.

Occasionally, I splurge on the yellowtail reserve which is about $12.

Also, all my sand is conveniently located at the beach.

It wasn't yellowtail, that much I remember. Apart from that, Thanks. We also have a beach with some sand on it. And there wasn't any in the restaurant, I think Knightmare was joking about that. He can't really be that ignorant.
 
Human remains from Ancient Egypt commonly demonstrate very severe tooth wear. Much of this must have resulted from the sand and grit which will inevitably have found their way into everything, including food.

must of been horrible
 
must of been horrible

Or, maybe he actually is that ignorant, that he can't differentiate between those ancient Egyptians, who would have eaten outdoors, sitting on the sand, and me, who eats indoors, 54 floors above the ocean on a man made Island quite a long way from any sand.

Also, must have. Must have.
 
It is pretty funny that you're a classless idiot who was so impressed with himself for eating at a fancy restaurant that he recorded the fine details of the bill and posted it on an internet forum to try and impress people.

Whether you have money or not, and I doubt you truly do, you act like you're from a trailer park. In the end, you've lost simply by being you.

Funny, I know.
 
Or, maybe he actually is that ignorant, that he can't differentiate between those ancient Egyptians, who would have eaten outdoors, sitting on the sand, and me, who eats indoors, 54 floors above the ocean on a man made Island quite a long way from any sand.

Also, must have. Must have.

so you cant have panics or bbqs outside there?
 
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