who sits so far back on the toilet seat they poop on it??

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BlankEmail

Veteran XV

• Dec 8, 2009

• #41

i have never shat at a place of work. gross. i prefer my toilet at home that automatically washes my anus for me.

 

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Gringo

Veteran XV

• Dec 8, 2009

• #42

Boomerman said:

"2 foot gooch" is a great name for a rock band.

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awesome

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this happens all the times with the poor mexicans here at work that eat nothing but tacos and hot sauce. they usually keep it inside the throne, but it splatters against the back of the commode like a bug on a wind shield.

 

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Got Haggis?

Veteran XX

• Dec 8, 2009

• #43

when i traveled across europe and stayed in youth hostels, i would see this all the time - a strip of poop on the back edge of the toilet seat. i think they poop differently in europe.

 

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bam

Veteran XX

• Dec 8, 2009

• #44

BlankEmail said:

i have never shat at a place of work. gross. i prefer my toilet at home [strike]that automatically washes my anus for me.

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I have to wash my ass after I'm done though... I don't have that automated yet.

 

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Jislan

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Dec 8, 2009

• #45

I coil my dick around my arms while I'm pooping so it doesn't fall into the water. Letting it hang over the side of the toilet is another option, but the floor can get cold in the North.

 

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dionysus

Veteran X

• Dec 8, 2009

• #46

One time I had to shit so bad at work I came running in and as the my anus suspected it was above the toilet I guess it began to drop from asshole... so I sat down and finished when I got up I saw a small pancaked turd on the left side of the seat, under where I had been sitting.