No Laurie For Me (NLFM)

but didn't because we had a dog, and I didn't want to be the bad guy. If I had done it back then I would have needed to find her a place. Instead she's taking care of my dad in a house that I own, and she'll probably be moving out once her house in TX is built.

based on an earlier post ITT it would not surprise me if this comes up again. gl with everything but at this stage of everything, you might have to be the bad guy and not find her a place
 
Tongkat Ali raises test levels. Indole-3-carbinol can help flush out fem hormones. A good combo. Most other stuff you read is bullshit. You should look into TRT depending on your results. Older men swear by it.

That's a happy story. Once she is out of you life then just move on as if it was distant. Don't define yourself as that "divorced guy" as some men do.

You should get a credit freeze for your father if you have not done so already. Also, when Lauri splits you should pay for one of those identity protection services for a year or so just in case, both for yourself and your father.

I'm just wondering what the experience is like for the man Lauri is with. Is she just really good and adept at keeping up a façade? Has he had enough exposure to see any red flags what so ever? It sounds like she lucked out to be this old, crazy, divorced, and have someone built her a house.

The older years of your life just got more happy. Put even more effort into staying healthy and strong.
 
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Buy 20 of them. Take 4 hours before doing it drinking a lot of water and you'll be rock hard. For me it lasts about 5 days before wearing off. Now we know how porn stars can go for so long without coming. They take a pill, which makes their dick big and de-sensitizes them.

Sounds like somebody took a page out of the fuckboy playbook.

Seriously, glad that you have moved on and wish you all the best.

Also seriously, why take Rhino Rush? Who knows whats in that shit. Just get some generic viagra or cialis from your doc. Or just do it online through blue chew, Roman, forhims...
 
You should get a credit freeze for your father if you have not done so already. Also, when Lauri splits you should pay for one of those identity protection services for a year or so just in case, both for yourself and your father.

The credit freeze is a good idea. I'm sure she has all your Dad's info.

With crazy Laurie, she might lose the new guy and get desperate.
 
good for you, NGFM!!

glad that bitch will be gone from your life soon.

does the new hottie nurse mind the drool towel?
 
Thanks everyone. The RhinoRush is working great so far, and a Co-Worker says it works better than the stuff the urologist prescribed. The ingredients are listed on the web site.

Laurie is too lazy and stupid to try and take over any accounts. Getting on the accounts involves signature guarantee stamps, and she wouldn't have a clue how to do that. All the bank accounts are in my name and my dad has no credit cards. The way I give Laurie money to take care of my dad is I transfer money to her checking account. When my dad passes, I just stop transferring money. In fact, Laurie thinks I'm getting an "inheritance" when I've already got full control over all the accounts now.

I think Laurie is really kind around the new guy, and he goes along with her controlling behavior. She's not coming back to me, it's over this time because he's a Christian, he's building her a house, and they're getting married next June. It's the Ho Playbook all over again for her, but it will end at that point because she won't be having kids. Then it's just traveling and her getting on his nerves while they're church wackos. I think she's going to be bored really quick in Texas City because right now she's living in a nice retirement community with tons of activities. All that goes away when she moves to the new house.

Here's a pic of my dad, Ashley, and myself at a recent horse show.
AshleyRobertDad070321002.jpg
 
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Thanks everyone. The RhinoRush is working great so far, and a Co-Worker says it works better than the stuff the urologist prescribed. The ingredients are listed on the web site.

Laurie is too lazy and stupid to try and take over any accounts. Getting on the accounts involves signature guarantee stamps, and she wouldn't have a clue how to do that. All the bank accounts are in my name and my dad has no credit cards. The way I give Laurie money to take care of my dad is I transfer money to her checking account. When my dad passes, I just stop transferring money.

I think Laurie is really kind around the new guy, and he goes along with her controlling behavior. She's not coming back to me, it's over this time because he's a Christian, he's building her a house, and they're getting married next June. It's the Ho Playbook all over again for her, but it will end at that point because she won't be having kids. Then it's just traveling and her getting on his nerves while they're church wackos.

Here's a pic of me, my dad, and Ashley at a recent horse show. In my world Ashley is my top priority along with my dad.
AshleyRobertDad070321002.jpg

Beautiful family.

We are going to ski or go roller-skating together before it's over.
 
Laurie is too lazy and stupid to try and take over any accounts.

It's not a matter of taking over accounts. The easy thing to do would be to sign up for some credit cards. She thinks she deserves some cash as she has already said. Easy to run up thousands in bills and a pain in the ass to untangle.
 
Good for you NGFM I hope this works out for you.

IMO most ppl here are rooting for you as the underdog to laurie so this is deff good news compared to the last few decades.
 
But like just to be clear, do you now realize that if your new gf or any woman acts in a way that makes you uncomfortable, you can just leave them, right? If you want it to be over, then its over. they dont get a say in the matter

U make it seem like divine intervention finally freed you from lauries clutches when you could have told her all along to get the fuck out

New girl sounds great for u but put yourself #1 big guy

I think he's played it just right. The best break ups are when the woman leave you.
 
^lol

fuck yeah ngfm!!

also - do you have a boner for the five days? or just kicks in when the time is right?
It kicks in when the time is right. usually during foreplay. No, I'm not walking around with a boner the whole time, but it does get big easily. 5 hours after taking the pill, it stays rock hard for 60 minutes while in bed. After coming it shrinks down. By the 5th day it becomes soft and doesn't work as well. Or it will start out hard then become soft after a few minutes. So I have to make her come fast before it goes soft.

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I always swiped left on empty profiles, because it proved the girl put no effort into her profile. Here she has a chance to find a nice guy, and completely blows it. She'll be the type who hits the wall then says, "Where are all the good men?"
 
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It kicks in when the time is right. usually during foreplay. No, I'm not walking around with a boner the whole time, but it does get big easily. 5 hours after taking the pill, it stays rock hard for 60 minutes while in bed. After coming it shrinks down. By the 5th day it becomes soft and doesn't work as well. Or it will start out hard then become soft after a few minutes. So I have to make her come fast before it goes soft.

this is approaching TMI, but thanks
 
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