No Laurie For Me (NLFM)

GTA V update. There's been some glitches in the online game. I was doing prep work for the Cayo heist. It involves getting a weapons stash. I did the mission a couple times and my money went from 4 to 359 million. The first time I did it, I came back to the sub, it said complete, yet the mission was still going. As I played it a 2nd time, I could see 1 million being added to my bank for no reason and it was doing this over and over.

I bought an Oppressor Mark II, upgraded my sub to the max (guided missiles), bought a night club completely maxed out (garage floors) and still have 340 million left. I basically hit a lotto jackpot in the game and don't even know how I did it.

Sounds like you need to sell some of that in game for real money and get you some hookers and blow.
 
GTA V update. There's been some glitches in the online game. I was doing prep work for the Cayo heist. It involves getting a weapons stash. I did the mission a couple times and my money went from 4 to 359 million. The first time I did it, I came back to the sub, it said complete, yet the mission was still going. As I played it a 2nd time, I could see 1 million being added to my bank for no reason and it was doing this over and over.

I bought an Oppressor Mark II, upgraded my sub to the max (guided missiles), bought a night club completely maxed out (garage floors) and still have 340 million left. I basically hit a lotto jackpot in the game and don't even know how I did it.

Honestly surprised you didn't catch a ban for the money, guessing a modder was playing around with you.
Been playing the game a bit lately due to this thread, and forgot how modders/ griefers just dominate. Lucky to be in the same session for 30 minutes before getting dc'ed by a modder even though I rarely talk in chat or grief others.
Was on earlier today and some dude would blow up every car I got into or if I was on foot would tp a military vehicle to me and kill me. Managed to make it to one of my garages and the mf'er was still able to tp vehicles inside that were destroying my vehicles in the garage. Was kind of wild.
 
Got the TerrorByte armored vehicle and the most expensive penthouse on top of the casino.

Then the game went down. We’ll see if it all stays. I don’t care if they take the money, but I’m hoping I can keep everything I bought. I was being cool today playing the Cayo prep missions. There was only a few people in there because it was at noon on a Tuesday.
 
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Can't even play offline, but with the help of Softwarehackerr via TÉLËGRAM he got it fixed thank goodness
 
Money and everything is still there. Play for a few minutes then the session goes down. Don't think I'll get banned, I wasn't cheating. I was running from helicopters in a prep mission, blasting them out of the sky with the rail gun. I have no idea how I made the glitch happen or if it was a Dev messing around.

This morning my character duplicated a bunch of times, I was put in a cage, and couldn't get out. Then my session crashed. But at least I got to try all the expensive stuff.
 
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rockstar released a security patch yesterday morning that supposedly cleans that up. the mod menu i used is no longer compatible (older version)

only learned about the 7999 hack yesterday, can't believe someone didn't shit on my account.
 
Everything is still there. I have 320 million and everything I bought. So if you wanted to buy the best stuff with upgrades, you would need about 40 million.

Now that I have everything, basically comes down to having fun and exploring. Whereas others are grinding away for money to get the best stuff.

What's happening with me lately is the game will crash in the middle of a mission and say it can't connect to the Rockstar server.

Tried the Cayo heist. It's hard because when I get on the island, the guards see me, sound the alarm, and 2 choppers come. Whereas this guy makes it look easy. I was trying to do exactly what he did and I was seen going into the hut for the loot. It's going to be trial and error until I get it. Gives 2 chances, then the mission starts over.

 
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can u imagine
watching him stop at red lights
watching him politely decline prostitues
watching him wash his car while explaining what the real life counterpart is

fuck me we could sell this experience
 
Yes, I've seen the Alt + Z on the home PC. The thing is, I'm at the GFs place most of the time playing on my steam deck. I'm at her place more than mine because her new job is closer.

I don't stop at red lights, I blow through them at full speed. Now it's real easy, I fly everywhere in the Sparrow helicopter or the Oppressor motor bike. The Rat Bike from the Motorcycle Club is the best thing on the road because it's easy to pass cars in the middle of a lane. I guess the next thing for me is teleportation.

Yes, it's funny how the game will calculate your speed and when you are passing a car, so one on the other side is coming at that exact moment. I usually finish my pass just before the other car is there and get back over just in time to avoid a crash. With the Rat bike, it doesn't matter. It never loses traction and can pass a car in the middle without hitting the on coming car. Buy an MC, then you can spawn a Rat bike or Oppressor anywhere. If you buy the sub with Sparrow, you can spawn it just about anywhere.
 
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Pretty simple with OBS. In the video he's streaming to twitch, youtube is similar.
 
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No, I'm a girl character with jeans and the casino sweater on. I didn't make her look sexy so I could sit with the GF and play (Stunt Races and Blackjack). There's snacks in the game but don't have to eat. When the character takes a shower, she's in a bikini and doesn't show anything.

I made it through the Cayo Perico heist. It was difficult because the guards were alerted to me and sounded the alarm over and over. It may have to do with the stealth level of the character. Others are reporting the same thing. They watch the video, try the same thing, and it doesn't work. I had to come in through the drainage tunnel and sneak into the main building. At that point, I did everything in the video above and made it out. Now I feel good that I made it through the heist after trying a bunch of times. Feel like I've finished the game since I have everything there is. If they ban me because they think I cheated then I don't care.

Besides my money being at 320 million, my RP is at 7600. So when someone was hacking the game, it gave me all the money and RP.
 
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