[S0) }SOOO} As it turns out, retirement doesn't actually suck balls...

Mitch - "Hey son, take a picture of me from the beach when i'm out there on my board so i can post it to all my friends on TW"

Son - "Fuck off, midget."
 
Mitchdubai said:
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stand up paddleboarding is alright but i'd rather either windsurf or canoe or jet ski or like, pretty much anything water-related other than SUP

it's an odd midpoint where you're not having that much fun standing and paddling, but you're also not sitting down and chilling like in a canoe

:shrug: i sold my SUP to a chick for pennies on the dollar
 
Yeah, stand up paddle boards are for children. I've tried it more than a few times, but it's boring. You can't beat a set of nice kayak's for fun with your significant other.
 
i guess midget is unemployed so probably can't afford but u should get a jetsurf they're dope
 
Plasmatic said:
Add a grill and a dog and he'd be set.
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nigga please

this motherafucka depends on slavery to survive

im surprised no one has asked him if he kept his 'voluntary' sri lankans to cook and clean for him now that the poop truck flow has had the valves turned off
 
He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that shit. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, bitch". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys :brows:

Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
 
Brasstax said:
He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that shit. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, bitch". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys :brows:

Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
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It's a no to any and all of that Brasstits, especially the letting the help go part, you think I'm doing menial chores I'm my retirement, think again buddy.

And yeah I'm on board that there are more fun watersports and I will now get a chance to try them all. But this was fine for starters, beautiful day and flat water around Palm Island with a couple of cold Stellas to cool down after, sure beats the shit out of office life.
 
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