[S0) }SOOO} As it turns out, retirement doesn't actually suck balls...

Mitchdubai

Poop

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #1

 

Fool

Whiny Bitch

Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #2

Who has ever claimed retirement sucks or been surprised that it doesn't?

 

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Pagy

Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #3

why did you create a new thread for this drivel?

heres a retirement opportunity: find a friend so you dont have to post on tw like a 12 year old girl blogging

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #4

Jesus Christ! A miniature albino manatee.
Also, protect the balls on that thing...

 

Mitchdubai

Poop

Veteran XV

• Nov 17, 2020

• #5

Pagy said:

why did you create a new thread for this drivel?

heres a retirement opportunity: find a friend so you dont have to post on tw like a 12 year old girl blogging

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Haha nice try fucknut, you think i have a pre-programmed drone following me taking pics? You need a bit more cheese with that whine?

 

Flash

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #6

Who is the fat guy on the paddle board?

 

LawnDart

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #7

Mitchdubai said:

Haha nice try fucknut, you think i have a pre-programmed drone following me taking pics? You need a bit more cheese with that whine?

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whines about my 1 thread, proceeds to make 15 shitty ones.

oompa screeeeeech

 

Mitchdubai

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Veteran XV

• Nov 17, 2020

• #8

Flash said:

Who is the fat guy on the paddle board?

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Your eyesight is amazing.

 

Mitchdubai

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #9

LawnDart said:

whines about my 1 thread, proceeds to make 15 shitty ones.

oompa screeeeeech

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My thread already has more replies than yours did when it died, and we're half an hour in. Go you, YAYYYYY.

 

LawnDart

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Veteran XV

• Nov 17, 2020

• #10

that's because it's fun to watch you rage

 

Mitchdubai

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #11

LawnDart said:

that's because it's fun to watch you rage

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Whereas you making a thread about someone in the forum having herpes is a celebration of your happiness. Or something. Keep going buddy, give yourself a Hi 5.

 

Odio

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Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #12

lol mitch doesn't have any friends

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #13

Just look at that beautiful prehistoric bitch breach. Someone call Bindi Irwin!

 

Mitchdubai

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Veteran XV

• Nov 17, 2020

• #14

Brasstax said:

Just look at that beautiful prehistoric bitch breach. Someone call Bindi Irwin!

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Reaching dood. Sad.

 

Edofnor

Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #15

severed has a better beach bod
better board
better waves
better planet (earth vs. dubai)
better food (tacos vs. $700 outback steakhouse plates)

mitch, this boomer dood's stomping u @ retirement 100%

 

amRam

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Veteran XX

• Nov 17, 2020

• #16

That looks boring as fuck.

Also LOL at conflating unemployment with retirement.

 

Edofnor

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #17

that's how sports stars do

"nobody signed me - i'm retired"

 

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The Pumpkin King

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #18

In a giant plot twist, chocolate tastes delicious when you eat it.

Please post more plot twists in this thread.

 

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SecretSquirrel

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• Nov 17, 2020

• #19

Pirates of the Caribbean - Hes a Pirate (Extended) - YouTube

 

Mitchdubai

Poop

Veteran XV

• Nov 17, 2020

• #20

Edofnor said:

severed has a better beach bod
better board
better waves
better planet (earth vs. dubai)
better food (tacos vs. $700 outback steakhouse plates)

mitch, this boomer dood's stomping u @ retirement 100%

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I doubt that.
Probably. Borrowed board.
If there were waves I'd fall off.
OK
I had Tom Yam Goong for lunch which i made myself, so OK.