my buddies called me from fl on sb once so i quit my job and took a red eye
i was there like 40 min b4 some stranger claimed i was buying booze for minors
these 5-6 crackhead dudes tried to jump me and throw me over 2nd floor balcony
it was hotel security
i pulled one of their eyes out when they tried to toss me over and it took all of them to hold me down probably cuz i was greasy from gettin my tan on. ne way they stole my id so i couldnt lease another room. since half the bros went to jail and half dipped out over the balcony. a great 60 hour vacation that lasted 2
ne way i spoke w/ the chief of police of the city when they wouldnt return my drivers license/id so i could fly home
he told me, straight up, "im not sure which of my officers have your license, i truly wish i did because after 5-6 lawyers have been harassing my personal/house phone for the last 24 hours i would gladly hand it over. you're not the first complaint this year from this resort and most of their "security" are the worst of the worst, i'll be in my office at 6am in the morning if you want to file formal charges, i'll handle them myself"
so uh how do i get on my flight without id
"i'll have an officer meet you at the airport to confirm your identity through security"
cop was there, w/ a copy of my d/l, confirming they had it lmao
but some fat girl bought me lunch and the bartender let me drink after i told her my story
man bein white rules
edit: 2 put this in context, 2 of the dudes i was w/ is doin life w/o parole, another is doing a 10-20 for robbery, and the other is just a good bud