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So shortly after waking up and getting out of bed, I grabbed on to upper bunk of my bunk bed to stretch(I live in a college dorm). Immediately after doing so, all my muscles started twitching uncontrollably and my whole body was shaking. Luckily, my hands somehow locked on to the bar above me...

Whenever I try to play games online(specifically starcraft 2) my computer lags awfully. I'm using my school's on campus internet, which is decent, so that's not the problem. I've also done several different virus/spyware sweeps that have all come up clean, so that's not the reason either. I...

Just now, I was trying to be as offensive as possible to a female friend I was chatting up online(don't ask), so I googled "rape jokes". Lo and behold, the second result is a Tribalwar thread. I should have known to just come to you guys first instead of using google :sunny:

cliffs: A fucking bible hit me My friend keeps a bible on the dashboard of his car, and when he accelerated after a red light, the holy book flew back and hit me in the chest. I laughed.

HOW DOES IT KNOW???? :tinfoil:

'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end. People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking...

That's not a Bluetooth headset - Los Angeles Times -5 year old deaf kid wearing hearing aid. -Random teenagers think it's a bluetooth, grab it off his ear and run away -Second time it's happened to the kid--first time his mom chased after the thieves and got the hearing aid back. This is why...

3 isn't enough.