Which TW-er Will Climb the Texas Tower First?

[Dr Dance]

"Climb the Texas Tower."

It means a very spectacular, public, and audacious suicide.

It does NOT mean quietly ending your own life because you can't take the pain.

It means taking people with you because you are that miserable.

There are many candidates here. Who will be first?

 

[Falhawk]

You're so fucking awkward

 

[Dr Dance]

You're so fucking awkward

You're right. I should have included you in the poll.

 

[SeVeReD]

yaa I don't do suicide
spectacular or quiet

 

[Dr Dance]

yaa I don't do suicide
spectacular or quiet

I'd +rep you if I could.

 

[Dr Dance]

HEY!

What mod added me to the poll list?

This ain't no ban poll.

...

Or is it?

 

[Dr Dance]

I considered voting Vanster.

He has already posted self hate and suicidal thoughts.

But I'm not getting the "I'm gonna do it" vibes from him.

I'm getting, "I've thought this through and I've got this, bros."

I'm thinking instead about the guy who seems to be out of control.

I'm thinking about the guy without brakes to this train.

I'm thinking Dare.

Don't do it, bro.

 

[Dr Dance]

Cliffs: It could happen like this:

WORLD RECORD ROOSTER BREATH HOLD EPIC - YouTube

 

[Mitchdubai]

Havax is perpetually mad, he could suicide by banging his head on his keyboard until he isn't mad any more.

 

[SeVeReD]

this poll should have been made by plasmatic; then there would have only been one name on it.

 

[havax]

Havax is perpetually mad, he could suicide by banging his head on his keyboard until he isn't mad any more.

and you're always such a cheery ray of sunshine yourself, mr. self-awareness dwarf.

 

[SeVeReD]

Put your mask on in the house and don't hug your kids
the new family values

 

[Plasmatic]

Cliffs: It could happen like this:

WORLD RECORD ROOSTER BREATH HOLD EPIC - YouTube

How do you find this shit, that video has 12 views.

 

[Plasmatic]

this poll should have been made by plasmatic; then there would have only been one name on it.

Motherfucking rep++

ST rep.

 

[Dr Dance]

How do you find this shit, that video has 12 views.

1. I see something funny on face book that has 1000+ views. But it's on face book.

2. I try to google the youtube version. If it's not on youtube, then I can often find "something similar." Youtube is more suitable for posting links on tw.

3. Google is awesome. The youtube version with 12 views was actually funnier.

 

[Dr Dance]

20 views by midnight. Ddox em, boys!

 

[samUwell]

Cliffs: It could happen like this:

WORLD RECORD ROOSTER BREATH HOLD EPIC - YouTube

ded

 

[Nmag]

Dr Awkward Mod still can't use youtube tags after all these years. I could explain how but I choose not to. It will only encourage more awkward shitposting.

 

[Goshin]

if you're still an old fucking dancing moron, you need to take a photo of yourself with a sign

otherwise you stole that old dancing moron's account and you're just havax's 5th burner account

 

[T-Dawg]

If by "Climb the Texas Tower" you are referring to Charlie Whitman who became infamous as the "Texas Tower Sniper" On August 1, 1966...

I used to live a block away from his family a few years later. My brother worked as a journeyman plumber for his dad.