Reservoir Dogs, breakfast.
"I don't tip."
Let me tell you what "Like A Virgin" is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon... dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
< How many "dicks" is that? >
< A lot. >
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker. It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin' tunnels. Now she's gettin' serious dick action. She's feelin' somethin' she ain't felt since forever: pain, pain.
< Chew? Toby Chew? No. >
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine... what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like A Virgin."
< Wong >