21 year old Brit faces jail in Dubai just for witnessing punch up in hotel bar

[Edofnor]

mitch, y u posing as a swede and beating up girls @ clubdubai? is it b/c u still can't get over the glare incident?

 

[Dr Dance]

Mitch is walking on egg shells to try to stay out of trouble over there.

 

[Mitchdubai]

I've lived here 19 years. That's a lot of eggshells.

 

[Captain Tele]

Ooh this thread again.

oh this bitchdubai apologist again

 

[Mitchdubai]

oh this bitchdubai apologist again

You should stop obsessing about me and start worrying about Der Orangenfuhrer getting impeached. Bookies now offering 50:50 odds for 2018.

6:55 AM on a Saturday morning and Tele gets up early to start a long day of putting the world straight. Again.

 

[Captain Tele]

i would ask why you can't say anything bad about Dubai.........never once

no matter how dumb or wrong your country is

Dubai security chief calls for bombing of Al Jazeera | UAE News | Al Jazeera

but then i realized you legally can't or would end up in the same prison this girl will be headed to

it would be like asking if you will be sharing a beer with me today despite what timezone or time it is this weekend...........

It's the final countdown, MITCH

and for you it is all Dubai sand flowing through an hour glass

enjoy

enjoy the cat litter sandbox u already wasted decades of your life in

as you counts down until your next vacation and escape from

(LOOK AT ME I'M IN VEGAS AGAIN.....I'M MR MESEEKS)

remain a truly professional apologist

a shill for them arab oil shekels u barely middle manager mid life crisis fighter u

 

[Mitchdubai]

Truly pathetic effort post. Learn how to do paragraphs, with that and your world class Googling skills, someone might give you a menial office job with your own passcode for the photocopier.

 

[Captain Tele]

no, but really

none of what you said makes Dubai any less shitty

we both know that, which is why you make 100x brag threads every time you hit the States, land in Vegas, so just please stop it already

first step is accepting that you made a bad life choice and it wasn't worth the cost you paid

selling whatever soul a worthless UK ginger like you might have had to begin with

 

[Mitchdubai]

no, but really

none of what you said makes Dubai any less shitty

we both know that, which is why you make 100x brag threads every time you hit the States, land in Vegas, so just please stop it already

first step is accepting that you made a bad life choice and it wasn't worth the cost you paid

selling whatever soul a worthless UK ginger like you might have had to begin with

Back from Vegas a week ago. Point me to all those brag threads. Now 9 AM in California, what winning at life stuff do you plan to do with the rest of your weekend? Thought so.

 

[Captain Tele]

dubai sucks

we agree

thanks for your contribution Midge

wonderful as always

24 hours from Tulsa....... by Mitchdubai - TribalWar Forums

36 hours from Vegas actually, but there's not a song about that.

Countdown to -1776 (rep thread) by Mitchdubai - TribalWar Forums

-10 points to go, 8 days until I'm in the US and A.

O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, the land of the free, and the home of the Herpaderpaderp.

That should seal the deal. Hi 5.

Happy Thanksgiving Ladies by Mitchdubai - TribalWar Forums

Starting the day at Beer Park on the strip. Have a good one everybody.

America is great and all the people are awesome. by Mitchdubai - TribalWar Forums

There, I said it.

Oh, except Captain Tele, he's an asshole.

 

[Mitchdubai]

It's a nice day in California. not especially warm but still nice. Are you gonna go outside today? Or ever? I had a great morning at the beach with friends and family, about 80 degrees, water was refreshingly cool. Now gonna watch Manchester United with my son and then bed. Work tomorrow, the weekend here is Friday / Saturday, you wouldn't know that because you're ignorant of anything that happens outside of your tiny world.

So, my weekend is just finishing, yours is just starting. Enjoy it fella, don't be all bitter and angry, it's just not worth it. Big hug.

 

[Captain Tele]

hope your wife covered up

not just because nobody wants to look at her body

but because her having one that isn't tarped off is criminal in public

yet alone beaches

Couple jailed for a year for kissing on Dubai beach... despite male defendant claim he was giving friend CPR when she suffered asthma attack | Daily Mail Online

best to carry a marriage certificate next to your drinking permit just in case

 

[Mitchdubai]

We both know that your amazing google image searching skills tell you different but that trotting out the same old stereotypical bullshit is funny in your head. Sorry dude.

 

[Captain Tele]

We both know that your amazing google image searching skills tell you different but that trotting out the same old stereotypical bullshit is funny in your head. Sorry dude.

oh excuse me, Aladan

i forgot it was crime to be rude in public like this over there

The drunken Swede complained to police that the boys had taken his photo without consent and had been rude, both of which are against the law in Dubai.

no wonder u come on here after a few contraband beers and vpns to hide behind

 

[Mitchdubai]

Obvious selective choice of pics is obvious. And pathetic.

 

[Odio]

This is exactly how i imagined this thread going when i posted it on the front page.

 

[Captain Tele]

This is exactly how i imagined this thread going when i posted it on the front page.

midge with sand castle crusties all over his lips and chin from all his sharia supplicating

 

[Captain Tele]

Obvious selective choice of pics is obvious. And pathetic.

was it the camels or the hijabs that tipped you off?

which of those beaches were you at today?

all of them were dubai btw

 

[Mitchdubai]

So are these....

zero gravity dubai - Google Search

 

[Fool]

Do the Dubai authorities take online reports? Mitch has been rude to lots of people.