Morganstern
Veteran XV
Gym farts aren't funny. Ruins my consentration. I'm so glad that I carry around my Fabrege air freshener when I work out at the gym. When some big galoot toots at me, I spritz him back. My favorite scent for the gym is "poppy seed."
They are hysterical in certain circumstances. Its bad when you are in the middle of your run and some man or woman within a one meter radius lets loose the dog of war and you're stuck sucking in shit air till it dissipates...