cliffs - this is about fisting, either read it or don't
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around 5 years ago, i became enamored with the idea of fisting. i had been a regular downloader of internet porn, and one day i was watching a movie, and during the lesbian scene right after one girl inserted a finger in another, a black box covered the vaginal action part of the scene. after doing a bit of research, i discovered that this was done due to obscenity laws governing porn. fisting, according to the government, is too obscene for public consumption.
this made me want to do it even more.
i started to bring up fisting in casual conversations, first with my male friends, then with my lesbian friends, then with the girlfriends of my male friends.
my male friends, used to me saying bizarre and perverted things, mostly just laughed off my new infatuation with fisting. my lesbian friends mostly thought i was just fucking around with them because of the famous scene in chasing amy where that dyke describes fisting as the m.o. of a typical lesbian encounter. now the girlfriends, however, gave me the most honest reaction. since most of those chicks couldn't stand me as it is, i started to believe that their general disgust and disdain for the 'degrading' nature of fisting was how most chicks perceived it. and maybe i was right.
in 2004 gon glare and i made a cross country trip to tw:w lan, stopping in reno on the way for a few days to crash at scooby's house. while in reno, i made it my business to call every whore house in the area and ask the madams if fisting was on the menu. most of them flat out hung me up right there, one asked me what fisting was, and one told me that "you can't be serious, hun."
a little over a year ago, my balls finally dropped and i decided to make my fisting dream a reality. i figured i would do market research on some hookers before i tried it with a casual hook up. the first hooker i asked about fisting gave me a decided NO answer. the second hooker i asked about fisting told me that she'd let me fist her if i let her fist me. the third hooker told me to book her for 3 hours at twice her rate if i wanted to fist her.
i wasn't a fan of any of those options, so i decided not to ask anymore. i would just go for it. so i got this chick, and i'm fingering her lightly with two fingers, and she's kinda getting into it, so i go for 3. then 4. finally i got all 5 fingers in, but my thumb was only in a little bit. i decided that my technique needed work.
i downloaded some european fisting movies (no black box over the action in europe), and discovered that i was going about it the right way. the correct way to fist is not knuckle first, its full hand in, then SLOWLY make a fist while inside the vagina/ass. armed with my new information, i made a second go of it.
i tried a different girl this time, and to my surprise, i couldnt even fit 3 fingers in her.
i decided to give up my quest for/infatuation with fisting. while fisting was still in the back of my mind, it seemed like it just wasn't meant to be.
a few months later, i was with this hooker who got incredibly wet down there, so i stuck a few fingers in. two, then three, then four. it seemed like i could stick my entire arm in there and this chick would be down with it. after i got all 5 fingers in, it got a little awkward. now i bite my nails, so there isnt the problem of scratching the interior, but as i was making a fist with my hand, this girl all of a sudden started screaming. i was shocked. i looked at her and she was smiling ear to ear, so i figured she didn't want me to stop. i gently closed my fist, and there i was, fisting at last!!@!!
as awesome as the thought of fisting is, i must say that in practice it doesn't really do much for me. once i made my fist in there, i circled in around a bit then got bored and exited the orifice.
a few weeks ago, i took a trip to montreal with agnostick. the very first girl i saw gave me a really upbeat horny vibe, and while blowing me she stuck her ass way in the air and to the right of me, so i decided to start fingering her. the more i would finger her the better the blowjob got, so i decided to take a more proactive approach. i switched from 2 finger mode to 3 finger mode, and she just kept going harder and harder. so i thought to myself "self, does this girl want me to fist her?" i stuck my pinky in, and finally my thumb. as i made my fist, this girl bucked to attention. i thought for a second she was turned off or disgusted with what i was doing, but boy was i wrong.
she leaned backwards, and started grinding on my fist. this freak was actually loving fisting!! she was gyrating and bucking so wildly, first up and down, then in a circular motion, that if i had a camera i'm sure i could have been a top hit getter on redtube.
the moral of this story is: if you want to fist a chick, never talk about fisting her in advance, just go for it. sometimes she'll love it, sometimes she won't like it at all. but the bottom line is that the IDEA of fisting is always a giant turn off for straight females. action speaks louder than words.
this story was sponsored by branzone - discounted hosting for tw members!
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around 5 years ago, i became enamored with the idea of fisting. i had been a regular downloader of internet porn, and one day i was watching a movie, and during the lesbian scene right after one girl inserted a finger in another, a black box covered the vaginal action part of the scene. after doing a bit of research, i discovered that this was done due to obscenity laws governing porn. fisting, according to the government, is too obscene for public consumption.
this made me want to do it even more.
i started to bring up fisting in casual conversations, first with my male friends, then with my lesbian friends, then with the girlfriends of my male friends.
my male friends, used to me saying bizarre and perverted things, mostly just laughed off my new infatuation with fisting. my lesbian friends mostly thought i was just fucking around with them because of the famous scene in chasing amy where that dyke describes fisting as the m.o. of a typical lesbian encounter. now the girlfriends, however, gave me the most honest reaction. since most of those chicks couldn't stand me as it is, i started to believe that their general disgust and disdain for the 'degrading' nature of fisting was how most chicks perceived it. and maybe i was right.
in 2004 gon glare and i made a cross country trip to tw:w lan, stopping in reno on the way for a few days to crash at scooby's house. while in reno, i made it my business to call every whore house in the area and ask the madams if fisting was on the menu. most of them flat out hung me up right there, one asked me what fisting was, and one told me that "you can't be serious, hun."
a little over a year ago, my balls finally dropped and i decided to make my fisting dream a reality. i figured i would do market research on some hookers before i tried it with a casual hook up. the first hooker i asked about fisting gave me a decided NO answer. the second hooker i asked about fisting told me that she'd let me fist her if i let her fist me. the third hooker told me to book her for 3 hours at twice her rate if i wanted to fist her.
i wasn't a fan of any of those options, so i decided not to ask anymore. i would just go for it. so i got this chick, and i'm fingering her lightly with two fingers, and she's kinda getting into it, so i go for 3. then 4. finally i got all 5 fingers in, but my thumb was only in a little bit. i decided that my technique needed work.
i downloaded some european fisting movies (no black box over the action in europe), and discovered that i was going about it the right way. the correct way to fist is not knuckle first, its full hand in, then SLOWLY make a fist while inside the vagina/ass. armed with my new information, i made a second go of it.
i tried a different girl this time, and to my surprise, i couldnt even fit 3 fingers in her.
i decided to give up my quest for/infatuation with fisting. while fisting was still in the back of my mind, it seemed like it just wasn't meant to be.a few months later, i was with this hooker who got incredibly wet down there, so i stuck a few fingers in. two, then three, then four. it seemed like i could stick my entire arm in there and this chick would be down with it. after i got all 5 fingers in, it got a little awkward. now i bite my nails, so there isnt the problem of scratching the interior, but as i was making a fist with my hand, this girl all of a sudden started screaming. i was shocked. i looked at her and she was smiling ear to ear, so i figured she didn't want me to stop. i gently closed my fist, and there i was, fisting at last!!@!!
as awesome as the thought of fisting is, i must say that in practice it doesn't really do much for me. once i made my fist in there, i circled in around a bit then got bored and exited the orifice.
a few weeks ago, i took a trip to montreal with agnostick. the very first girl i saw gave me a really upbeat horny vibe, and while blowing me she stuck her ass way in the air and to the right of me, so i decided to start fingering her. the more i would finger her the better the blowjob got, so i decided to take a more proactive approach. i switched from 2 finger mode to 3 finger mode, and she just kept going harder and harder. so i thought to myself "self, does this girl want me to fist her?" i stuck my pinky in, and finally my thumb. as i made my fist, this girl bucked to attention. i thought for a second she was turned off or disgusted with what i was doing, but boy was i wrong.
she leaned backwards, and started grinding on my fist. this freak was actually loving fisting!! she was gyrating and bucking so wildly, first up and down, then in a circular motion, that if i had a camera i'm sure i could have been a top hit getter on redtube.
the moral of this story is: if you want to fist a chick, never talk about fisting her in advance, just go for it. sometimes she'll love it, sometimes she won't like it at all. but the bottom line is that the IDEA of fisting is always a giant turn off for straight females. action speaks louder than words.
this story was sponsored by branzone - discounted hosting for tw members!
