Would you be able to tell who Adriana Lima is just by looking at her picture?

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I was at a friend's apartmnt down here in U of Ill, and she had a victoria's secret catalogue out. I pointed out that Adriana Lima, a beautiful girl, was on the cover. The girl, disgusted and creeped out, turned to me and said "How would you know that?" I then replied, "Who doesn't know her."

The girl had her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend there as we were all watching harold and kuumooooar(2u's 5o's) goto dog food paradise, and I asked the boyfriend of the roommate who she was. He did not know, because obviously he is not a man.

Still confused why he didn't know, I called slogg (my buddy jeff irl), and asked "who is your favorite victor'a secret model," and he knew it was Adriana Lima right away. Later on that night, we were walking to a club where a shitty ass led zepplin cover band were playing in a ghetto ass bar with leaking roof and underage girls. As we were walking, I saw two less than normal males standing outside in the cold alone about to hold each other for comfort so I asked them if they knew the name of the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret model or if they could name any. They were obviously not men either.

So then later that night, after the girl i went to the club with puked all over her hands, beer pitcher AND pissed her pants (or as it would seem) and i were talking and Scuzzle (alex, my buddy) called. He and I talked briefly at which point, I asked him if he knew who the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret cover girl was. He knew right away, because he is a MAN.

Is it weird for me to know who Adriana Lima is right away just by looking at her photo on the cover of the latest awesome victoria's secret catalogue of goodness? Or am I wrong? What should I do to this girl? What should I tell her?

P.S. I also recognized Marissa Miller, Tyra Banks and some other slut I saw on the sports illustrated but I can't remember her name.

Cliff Notes:
I recognize Adriana Lima
Girl says that's creepy
I say I'm a man.
I ask few people and no one in person knows who she is.
Slogg and Scuzzle know who she is.
She still says I'm weird.
AM I WRONG FOR BEING A MAN?
What should I do/tell her?


picture of Adriana Lima:
adriana_lima17.jpg
 
ok i doubt many guys (non internet losers) would know her name


for those of us who live on the internet, recognizing her is one thing....knowing shes on the cover of some magazine is pretty gay though


if some random douche came up to me in a bar and asked who was on the cover of victorias secret i would assume hes a queer trying to pick me up
 
so you wouldn't know who that is if someone just handed you a victoria's secret catalogue and asked you who she was?

are your pants on fire by any chance?
 
Terra said:
So then later that night, after the girl i went to the club with puked all over her hands, beer pitcher AND pissed her pants . . .
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That's hot.

My advice is that you link her to this thread. Then you'll really have things stirred up.
 
n9ne said:
ok i doubt many guys (non internet losers) would know her name


for those of us who live on the internet, recognizing her is one thing....knowing shes on the cover of some magazine is pretty gay though


if some random douche came up to me in a bar and asked who was on the cover of victorias secret i would assume hes a queer trying to pick me up
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that's because you're black and you think you're cool (except you're not.) I bet you would know who the coverboy of KFC weekly newsletter is if someone asked you. Is there a KFC weekly newsletter? you tell me.
 
Vanster said:
That's hot.

You link her to this thread.
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Shes right next to me reading.

She hit me for saying that she wet her pants.

edit: she did it again.
 
It's called "being a horny nerd/geek." Nothing wrong with that, being that pretty much all guys are like that, and if they say they aren't, they're liars. Those guys didn't know who Adriana Lima were, but I bet they would recognize an assload of other model/celeb/porn chicks.
 
recognizing is alot different than knowing their name


especially since it never says her name in the commercials, and she doesnt do talk shows
 
recognizing a human's face is one of the first things a baby is able to. it's pretty instinctive to recognize a face you've seen a dozen times and associate it with a name. what a stupid question.
 
:shrug: they were talking about her on 103.5 ktu (in nyc) or was it z100 (100.3) the other day. they were talking about the victoria's secret show, and they said something like "and of course, the lovely and sexy adriana lima was there"
 
since im a stud and ive banged her like 5 times id recognize her from any angle with any amount of clothes on :boogie:

edit: what does cracker mean?
 
Terra said:
Shes right next to me reading.

She hit me for saying that she wet her pants.

edit: she did it again.
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hmm. She's not all that pissed then, which is disappointing.

serious reply: I know a few celebs on sight-

Roselyn Sanchez
Zhang Ziyi
Tyra
Eva Longoria

They are so prevelant in magazines, film, web. . the name/face kind of get pounded into your head, especially if you find them attractive to begin with.
I couldn't recognize Lima on sight, but if you found her attractive the first few times you saw her, it seems reasonable that you would know who she is.

And to the girl that puked/pissed herself-

1. I'd be willing to bet that you can recognize Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom and the rest of those Nancy-boys on sight.

2. The next time you hit Terra, make it a fist to the face. A lot of times.

:heart:

p.s.
Terra said:
Shes right next to me reading.

She hit me for saying that she wet her pants.

edit: she did it again.
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Hit you, or wet her pants?
 
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