The Pumpkin King
Veteran XX
Dis pumpkin faggit izza real saggit y do fat pastiez habitpost triebwar 4 game dey suked at n don't play no mo ? ? ?
At your absolute best, you are a "pubstomper" (if even that), 15 years too late, which was never even considered even slightly impressive back in the day when thousands upon thousands of people played hardcore.
My competitive accomplishments in Tribes are untouchable and you will never even graze the hair on my balls.
Bow down to your master.