You ever take a dump with a boner...

[dissent01]

...and your erect penis won't point down, forcing the urine up, causing it to arch out of the toilet and onto your pants?

My boxers are wet and smell like urine.

 

[Grief]

I take shits standing up.

 

[Osmethae]

no because i don't have a tiny penis

 

[dibs]

my dick touches the toilet sometimes and that is gross

 

[[N]PRIME189]

my dick touches the toilet sometimes and that is gross

 

[SuperDuck_1]

did that once and pissed all over my jeans
Leason learned the hard way

 

[GreyGhost]

maybe you should look into why you get an erection when theres something in your ass ....

 

[Federere]

uh why wouldn't you notice you have a hard on and push your dick down with your hand so that doesn't happen.

 

[MentalPiracy]

my dick touches the toilet sometimes and that is gross

^This, i hate it..

 

[dementia]

this sounds like a problem an eight year old might have

pics

 

[Lamb]

yeah, having to take a shit gets me all hot and bothered

what the fuck is wrong with you

 

[Blotter]

i just pee straight up and over my back

its like a water feature

 

[henry]

I take shits in the shower to avoid those awkward situations.

 

[Elvis Hitler]

This thread is relevant to my interests.

 

[Yaason]

I've pushed it down so it doesn't arc out over the seat. Instead it went in between the bowl and the seat and ran down the front of the toilet.

 

[BeLiaL]

I've pushed it down so it doesn't arc out over the seat. Instead it went in between the bowl and the seat and ran down the front of the toilet.

this has happened to me before

 

[jerry]

how fuckin large is your toilet if you can fit your dick beneath the seat without it smashed into the bowl at some weird angle

and/or how small is your dick etc etc.

 

[Yaason]

Who said my dick was stuck beneath the seat? The ¼ gap between the seat and bowl was enough room for urine to flow through. It was just a matter of not pointing my huge penis down far enough.

 

[staxxx]

no because i don't have a tiny penis

this dude's dick is like 9 inches

...we played in a band together for years. you find these things out.

 

[Blotter]

my dick is so big i need 2 toilets