You ever pooped in the woods?

[Vanster]

I wasn't in the woods but I was at a benefit walk for paraplegic children. That morning I decided to have a smoothie with beat juice and kale. I was wearing a summer dress that almost went down to my toes that day. When the walk started on Main Street in Downtown LA I had the sudden urge to go the bathroom. Luckily I wasn't wearing underwear that day. I just looked forward, kept silent and let it go. The crowd was so dense nobody would have known it came from me. Unfortunately a small girl a wheelchair ran it over and started crying profusely. I felt really bad. I made sure I donated extra hard that day.

beet

 

[Semantik]

went camping, was eating grapes (bad idea)....ended up stucco-ing a tree for the better part of half an hour...came back to the campfire, and laughed about it...

 

[bam]

I've been camping, so yes.

Have you people seriously never been camping in a tent? jfc

 

[T-Dawg]

What fucking third world shithole are you going to that doesn't have running water

 

[motoxbudd]

IVE shat in da woods many hundred x. i suppose most memorable was once docked canoe on island in canada lake and pooped right next to big pile of bear poop, complete with big ass foot prints next to it and huge gash on tree (marking his spot i guess).

 

[fartiusstinkius]

I pooped in the woods last weekend...

But seriously there are actually people who haven't done this?

 

[Odio]

BURY YOUR SHIT

 

[Mogs]

i also pissed my pants in the woods

 

[motoxbudd]

BURY YOUR SHIT

i actually have a vid of me carrying around a bag of my shit ontop of colorado national monument (mini grand canyon). there were actual tent camp sites and foot paths all around, n didnt wanna leave a big steaming pile o poo on the ground for others to step in.

 

[naptown]

motoxbudd is an autistic child molester

id smash his giant fuckin forehead w a hammer if he ever comes 2 indiana again

 

[burtrennalds]

get off this fucking forum if you haven't pooped in the woods
faggot

 

[coombz]

i actually have a vid of me carrying around a bag of my shit

not really relevant but your post made me think of this

 

[ICMeltdown]

^^ How many ever did the knock on a door and leave a burning bag of shit for someone to stomp out?

 

[Mitchdubai]

When I see a pooptruck, I get wood. Does that count?

 

[Eggi]

blue bag it