would u steal from the church ?

[*UNREAL*]

would u steal from the church ? to support ur wife thats 4 months pregnant ? :look: just curious...not me... lets say ur homeless as well...

 

[PageMap]

don't do it man

 

[Vulc4n]

would u steal from the church ? to support ur wife thats 4 months pregnant ? :look:

church's are man's creation and therefore satanic. steal away.

 

[slacker]

no.

and i wouldnt be stupid enough to have a baby if i knew i couldnt legally support it.

 

[CrazyLEG]

Are you suggesting, grabbing the offering plate and bustin' out the door?

 

[*UNREAL*]

not me... lets say ur homeless as well...

 

[BigPappa]

I would go to the church and ask for help

 

[Rabid Poop]

"accidentily" push your wife down a flight of stairs, baby problem solved.

 

[AngusMustang]

not me...

let me guess... a friend you know?

 

[Hellsfury]

Why are you attending a church you need to steal from in order to provide for your pregnant wife?

 

[Lone_Predator]

is it a church of evil where the money goes to buy virgins off the black market to sacrifice?

In which case.. maybe.. I don't want to upset the wrong people

 

[CrazyLEG]

If you do, isn't that like a 1-way ticket?

 

[JuSTCHiLLiN]

I don't know. Sure, what have they ever done for me?

But I do know a guy (notice I didn't say friend) that broke into a church and jerked off on the altar.

 

[HomeSlice]

I'd steal from the church anyway. Jesus doesn't need money, all they ask they money for is the buy toys to lure children into the rectory so they can touch the penis.

 

[Hellsfury]

I don't know. Sure, what have they ever done for me?

But I do know a guy (notice I didn't say friend) that broke into a church and jerked off on the altar.

Ok, that is definately a one-way ticket

 

[Musashi]

As long as you burn the church down to cover your tracks it's ok. That way they will think it's a norwegian death metal band passing through town.

 

[Sir Lucius]

Would you burn down a church to stay wark and keep from dying?

 

[Lupine]

Would you burn down a church to stay wark and keep from dying?

I would if i was a passing norwegian death metal band!

 

[Musashi]

Would you like to make some fuck, BERZERKER!

 

[Fugitive]

Why should we give the church money? For christs sake he said he didnt want the fucking church anyway.