World record for longest crap

[Spxnge]

26 feet

 

[motoxbudd]

bullshit

 

[Spxnge]

Hi motto buddy it’s true

This one is big too (hard 2 tell from blurring but believe me it’s a poop)

 

[Hellsfury]

The average human small/large intestine, combined, is only 25 feet long.

 

[midst1]

well if ur shit is the consistency of nacho cheese you can train your anus to squeeze out a thin stream for longer than the length of your intestine

 

[Brasstax]

 

[beep boop]

what is that in courics?

 

[FOURSTAR]

The average human small/large intestine, combined, is only 25 feet long.

what makes you think this person is average?

 

[Edofnor]

apparently u didn't see mitch's texas thread

definitely longest crap of all time including last time

pls don't make me repost it here

 

[TheVoiceOfReason]

Apparently not.


So, as common sense indicates, the world record for longest run of shit (posting) is held jointly by several T-Dubbers.

 

[naptown]

 

[Spxnge]

Some nice products over at poopprank.com

Who doesn’t need a novelty 3” bit of fake excrement for the old “there’s a log of shit” joke

Classic

 

[Dr Dance]

Apparently not.

If you are going to make up a shit story about the world's longest crap, a bowling alley is as good a place as any.

 

[Spxnge]

This probably would have been 10+ feet

 

[Esteban_Villa]

Yeah but it didn't keep it's shit together

 

[wtf eat apples]

Ive created one that was 2 feet long before. it looked like a cowboys lasso

 

[T-Dawg]

Meter in, meter out.

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[Elvis Hitler]

Longest carp?

 

[Spxnge]

This thread has more 2 offer

 

[Brasstax]

Time or distance?

Spoiler

Or... are they the same thing? TWIST