Will Mike Tyson murder Jake Paul?

[Rev_Night]

Saturday, July 20 (time TBD), Mike Tyson will set into the ring against Jake Paul, a piece of shit idiot youtuber.

What can possibly go wrong?

This is not PPV, it is free if you have Netflix.

 

[amRam]

Man... Tyson is too old.

I dunno what rules or how many rounds they have in place but I'd bet on Paul.


Actually wait - is there drug testing ?

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

I think Mike too old to compete, he’ll make a good paycheck though

 

[Fool]

Man... Tyson is too old.

I dunno what rules or how many rounds they have in place but I'd bet on Paul.


Actually wait - is there drug testing ?

2-minute rounds, 16-ounce gloves (instead of 10), and no judges. Also on the table are a 3 round max and headgear.

 

[amRam]

Oh. Gay.

Tyson totally has a chance then.

 

[JuggerNaught]

This is the 'old man' training

 

[amRam]

The problem with old men is stamina and conditioning. Paul is young and has actually been fighting the distance with guys like Tommy Fury , Anderson Silva and Tyron Woodley.

But it sounds like this isn't gonna be a real boxing match so who knows....

 

[cael]

the boomers have sent their champion

gen z has sent their champion

when paul knocks out boomer tyson the era of boomers is over

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

Would you care to make a wager on that kind sir?

 

[Vanster]

I do not think Mike Tyson will murder Jake Paul.

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

Well, murder no.

Knock out..yes

 

[Vanster]

That wasn't the question.

 

[lemon]

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

That wasn't the question.

You would think you might be able to follow along a conversation and realize I was responding to you.

 

[groov]

my answer depends on how much mushrooms iron mike is gonna eat b4 the start

 

[amRam]

Mine depends on how much testosterone he's taking

 

[T-Dawg]

Wow this fight is faker than real boxing.

 

[Fool]

Whole thing sounds designed for Jake Paul to "go 3 rounds against Tyson" without losing for clout.

 

[Vanster]

Wow this fight is faker than real boxing.

Yep. Headgear, glove weights, blah blah blah. Watching them pillow fight would be more interesting.

 

[Hybrid]