Why does TseTse lie about his life?

[Teratos]

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[Ratbert]

Kurayami what type of make/model car do you drive? You started a thread asking what was wrong but you are to embarrassed to tell us the make or model.

he also thinks replacing an axle himself is beneath himself.

Saving monies is bad guys.

 

[naptown]

there are broke ass mechanics like you out there for a reason

if we all fixed our own cars you wouldn't have a hobby/job

 

[ptavv]

i'm pretty sure even a moderately stupid person is capable of replacing an axle

it's just that most people don't have the time and resources

so they pay people to do it

kind of like the basis for all of capitalism

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

the best tards are here: ratbert90 gingerptavv, kittyKatisuk,

 

[Dragon Star]

how the hell do you cross over traffic from a tire blow out? I've had two tires blow on the expressway, a front and a back, and it barely made me swerve. was it an suv or something? did you not have two hands on the steering wheel?

a 15 year old ginger

proly driving with both feet

 

[KittyCat]

o look drunk depressed old man scooby showed up

 

[Al'Muktar]

he changes the subject

"hey tsetse where did you go to school"

"where did YOU go to school?"

"i dropped out of high school. where did you go?"

"real policy shit"

edit: I thought you were talking about kotz


no shit right

first year of college (as in 17 years old)

we went on this 5 day filming trip to dartmoor (read: fucking cold, raining, and hiking up fucking mountains... to film)

there was this asperfergers kid, josh, and he kept asking big bruiser john really personal questions

now we could tell it was gonna escalate, but we just sat back and watched cos our lecturers had told him that he had to just find his way

"where did you go to school, john?" 'fuckoff'

"was it nice?" 'fuckoff'

"do you have a girlfriend"

'I TOLD YOU MATE FUCKIND GO AWAY AND DIE I DONT WANT TO EVER TALK TO YOU'

he still wouldnt get it

to his credit john didnt smack his face in

we just sat and watched the fire in silence








2 years later, john walked in on us playing a stupid drunken game of flip a coin and smack eachother

asked if bigger boys could play, we said yeah


I got knocked on my back

nevermind

 

[Stilgar]

stiglar why do you always attack people you are the fatest old fuck on this forum

you are the last person to throw a fucking stone

No attack, I merely pointed out that you have perhaps half if not less of the intelligence of TseTse.

 

[KittyCat]

stiglar post ur pic im not kidding

i wanna see how big of a fatfuck you are

 

[Stilgar]

edit - Your comeback is taking too long. I need some sleep.
G'night Kotz.

 

[KittyCat]

stiglar im working on homework goodnight my best friend

 

[Al'Muktar]

hello to you my new girlfriend

 

[KittyCat]

al muktar how about we become epals??

it is a time for change let us end this decisiveness!

 

[Al'Muktar]

you mean divisiveness

and fuck you I'm going out

 

[KittyCat]

al muktar i love u, u have made me rly like u since uve been following me around so much

lets be friends plz

IAL MUKTAR I WANT U

 

[GreyGhost]

dance puppies dance

 

[james]

this was the ad for this thread:

 

[Jislan]

why is tsetse pretending to be black now? He's about as good at it as someone from atlanta pretending to be white

 

[Morganstern]

how the hell do you cross over traffic from a tire blow out? I've had two tires blow on the expressway, a front and a back, and it barely made me swerve. was it an suv or something? did you not have two hands on the steering wheel?

It's easy I've done it...

Oh and there's so much going on in here....