if you dont like burgers you have a vagina guaranteed
I like burgers just fine, but the overcooked crap served at the places posted by the OP are all shit.
There's plenty of places to go to get a real burger. Any place that will let you choose how it's cooked is a safe bet for a decent burger. There are plenty of places locally that I enjoy, but none of them are on the OPs list with the possible exception of Carl's Jr "six dollar burger", butthey went downhill quick. The last one I had from them that was any good was 6 years ago. I'll eat at some places like Ron's hamburgers or Wolfies because they don't boil their meat like half the places on the OPS list do but I can't call their overcooked beef patties on a bun, "good", much less best.