i learned the hard way, poop hard way, hard poop way, that there is a finite limit to the number of cheese kurds one should eat at one time.
i thought I was giving birth the next day
it took so long I thought it would have to have a name and SSN attached to it when I finished
South Park is ingrained in my brain. If I take a huge shit, I call it a Bono.
i'm from the internet