SweetThing2002: hey hey hey
SweetThing2002: sup josh
SweetThing2002: hey did u ever call tracy?
SweetThing2002: our grad. practice is thur right?
SweetThing2002: hey u there?
SweetThing2002: josh???
SweetThing2002: u called tracy right
SweetThing2002: y u ignoring me???????
SweetThing2002: i'm ur girlfriend!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: talk to me
SweetThing2002: look
SweetThing2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately
SweetThing2002: i mean come on josh
SweetThing2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!!
SweetThing2002: fine whatever
SweetThing2002: ignore me
SweetThing2002: fine
SweetThing2002: see if i care
SweetThing2002: ok what the @#%$!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: bot.
SweetThing2002: r u gonna talk to me or not
SweetThing2002: bot???
SweetThing2002: huh?
Mindboggled1: I have no clue who the hell you are,
Mindboggled1: but this sure is interesting,.
SweetThing2002: josh!!!
Mindboggled1: you're josh?
SweetThing2002: what is wrong with u
Mindboggled1: I thought I was supposed to be josh.
SweetThing2002: ?
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal
SweetThing2002: r u drunk
Mindboggled1: I think you should go find the right Josh.
Mindboggled1: I wish I was drunk...
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: i know its u
Mindboggled1: haha.
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: how'd you find me?
SweetThing2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right
SweetThing2002: ur on my list
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night.
Mindboggled1: I spend my days sitting at my computer,
Mindboggled1: jerking off to weird porn.
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: y r u adcting like this
SweetThing2002: jsoh what is wrong with u??
Mindboggled1: 'cause i'm into hard drugs.
SweetThing2002: u told me u never did drugs
SweetThing2002: u said u quit
Mindboggled1: I lied.
SweetThing2002: so u were lying?
SweetThing2002: what??????????
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: in fact,
Mindboggled1: I could be on drugs,
Mindboggled1: right now!
SweetThing2002: !!!!
SweetThing2002: josh
SweetThing2002: y do u always pull this @#%$
SweetThing2002: ur goin off to osu next year
SweetThing2002: and ur doin drugs
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal
Mindboggled1: yep.
Mindboggled1: drugs and college.
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: hoo-rah.
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive that
Mindboggled1: yep
SweetThing2002: did u ever call tracy
Mindboggled1: I've gotta go @#%$ my sister now.
Mindboggled1: back in a bit.
SweetThing2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: ur sister is only 8
Mindboggled1: oh, hey, right.
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: my cousin, then.
Mindboggled1: how old are my cousins?
SweetThing2002: what
SweetThing2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are
SweetThing2002: dont be stupid
SweetThing2002: r u high?
Mindboggled1: I can' help it,
Mindboggled1: it's the drugs.
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal josh
SweetThing2002: god
SweetThing2002: ok
Mindboggled1: my deal?
Mindboggled1: ten bucks an hour.
SweetThing2002: we can get through this
SweetThing2002: jsut call me
SweetThing2002: did u call tracy
Mindboggled1: who's tracy?
SweetThing2002: tracy randlof
SweetThing2002: remember
Mindboggled1: sure.
Mindboggled1: she was a nice lay.
SweetThing2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: u slept with here
Mindboggled1: of course.
SweetThing2002: u told me u didnt
SweetThing2002: omg
SweetThing2002: (
SweetThing2002: josh i'm crying b/c of u
Mindboggled1: her and some other girl.
Mindboggled1: it was fun!
SweetThing2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: JOSH
Mindboggled1: and some guy.
Mindboggled1: I think.
SweetThing2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U
Mindboggled1: I can't really remember.
Mindboggled1: the world was funny colors at the time.
SweetThing2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY
Mindboggled1: no, not gay.
Mindboggled1: not yet.
SweetThing2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN
Mindboggled1: but if you keep this up, maybe.
SweetThing2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT
Mindboggled1: it happened tomorrow!
SweetThing2002: TOMORROW???
SweetThing2002: what?
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: tomorrow.
SweetThing2002: ummmmm
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: yeah?
SweetThing2002: i'm gonna come over ok
Mindboggled1: over to canada?
SweetThing2002: canada??
SweetThing2002: what are u talin about
SweetThing2002: talkin*
SweetThing2002: u dont seem to good
SweetThing2002: im comin over
Mindboggled1: I already told you I'm not josh.
Mindboggled1: but you seem to believe I am,
Mindboggled1: so I'm playing the part.
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: but, I can't play it in person.
Mindboggled1: sorry.
SweetThing2002: i'm gonna break up with u
SweetThing2002: we are over
SweetThing2002: 9 months of nothing
Mindboggled1: yep.
SweetThing2002: i know its u cuz of the name
SweetThing2002: i'm not stupid
SweetThing2002: god
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: such a stupid name.
SweetThing2002: well i'm on my way over
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: see you in a few days.
SweetThing2002: we can have break up sex
Mindboggled1: hoo-rah.
SweetThing2002: tehn i'm leaving
SweetThing2002: ok
SweetThing2002: for good
Mindboggled1: yay.
Mindboggled1: you promise to never phone?
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy
SweetThing2002: what?
SweetThing2002: ur supposed to be mad
SweetThing2002: and begging me to stay
Mindboggled1: why would I be mad?
Mindboggled1: oh, sorry.
SweetThing2002: b/c i'm leaving u
Mindboggled1: please don't leave me!
Mindboggled1: please stay!
SweetThing2002: ugh
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: wahhhh!
Mindboggled1: *cries*
SweetThing2002: uknow what
SweetThing2002: forget
SweetThing2002: it
Mindboggled1: ok!
SweetThing2002: i'm not comin over
Mindboggled1: gladly!
SweetThing2002: screw u
SweetThing2002: dont talk to me ever again
Mindboggled1: you don't want to get into the threesome?
Mindboggled1: hey, speaking of which,
Mindboggled1: I should get back to sex.
SweetThing2002: ugh
SweetThing2002: who is there
Mindboggled1: tracy.
SweetThing2002: .............
Mindboggled1: .................!
SweetThing2002: (
Mindboggled1: come on.
Mindboggled1: you enjoyed it too.
Mindboggled1: I know about you two.
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!
SweetThing2002: ummmmm
Mindboggled1: when you got drunk?
Mindboggled1: at some party.
SweetThing2002: i dont know what ur talkin about
SweetThing2002: .................
SweetThing2002: well
SweetThing2002: that was a long time ago
Mindboggled1: there you go.
Mindboggled1: see?
Mindboggled1: it was fun.
SweetThing2002: i was drunk josh
Mindboggled1: deal with it.
SweetThing2002: so what if it was
SweetThing2002: that was a ont time thing
Mindboggled1: I can't fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders.
SweetThing2002: what has gotten itno u
Mindboggled1: I told you!
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: drugs.
SweetThing2002: (
SweetThing2002: i'm tellin ur parents
SweetThing2002: u need help
Mindboggled1: when I figure out who you are...
Mindboggled1: haha.
Mindboggled1: ok.
SweetThing2002: who I am!!!!
Mindboggled1: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom,
SweetThing2002: wat do u mean by that
Mindboggled1: and dad is drunk with some other woman.
SweetThing2002: ummm, she is at my house
Mindboggled1: she is?
Mindboggled1: since when?
SweetThing2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip
SweetThing2002: so what are u talkin about
Mindboggled1: hey, whoa.
SweetThing2002: she has been here all da
Mindboggled1: our dads are @#%$?
Mindboggled1: when did that start?
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: that's pretty crazy.
Mindboggled1: think they'd let us join in?
Mindboggled1: with tracy, too?
SweetThing2002: ???????????
SweetThing2002: u sick bastard
SweetThing2002: god
Mindboggled1: haha.
SweetThing2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature
Mindboggled1: I'm immature?
Mindboggled1: yes, I suppose I am.
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u
Mindboggled1: neither can I.
Mindboggled1: you fell for me like a brick in water.
SweetThing2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: that was funny.
SweetThing2002: X-(
SweetThing2002: no u fell for me
SweetThing2002: u begged me to get with u
Mindboggled1: haha.
SweetThing2002: i turned u down 3 times
SweetThing2002: remember
Mindboggled1: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though.
Mindboggled1: she thought if I got you to go out with me,
Mindboggled1: we could have a threesome.
Mindboggled1: or something.
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: u wisj
Mindboggled1: pretty clever, eh?
SweetThing2002: u know now that i think about it
Mindboggled1: wasn't my idea.
Mindboggled1: she was the one who wanted you.
SweetThing2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car
Mindboggled1: I have a car?
Mindboggled1: cool!
SweetThing2002: ummmm yeah
SweetThing2002: ur spider eclipse
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: thas y i dated u
SweetThing2002: not cuz of the looks
SweetThing2002: although u do look godd
SweetThing2002: good
SweetThing2002: ur nothin w/o me
Mindboggled1: hey, yeah?
SweetThing2002: and u know it
Mindboggled1: what are you, then?
Mindboggled1: cheesecake!
Mindboggled1: haha!
SweetThing2002: huh?
SweetThing2002: cheescake?
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: you're a cheesecake.
SweetThing2002: how?
Mindboggled1: now that everyone's seen pictures of you naked.
Mindboggled1: heh heh.
Mindboggled1: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night.,
Mindboggled1: =)
Mindboggled1: it was kind of you.
SweetThing2002: we're over
Mindboggled1: hey, you're back.
Mindboggled1: hi again!
SweetThing2002: y r u makin a joke out of this???????
Mindboggled1: because i have no idea who you are!
Mindboggled1: but this sure is fun.
SweetThing2002: prove it to me that ur not josh
Mindboggled1: how about you prove that I am josh!
Mindboggled1: =)
SweetThing2002: ok
SweetThing2002: what was our prom theme
Mindboggled1: uh.
Mindboggled1: underwater?
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: or that may have been the drugs. =D
SweetThing2002: i told u ur josh
Mindboggled1: oh, right.
SweetThing2002: what do i look like
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: uh.
Mindboggled1: fat, ugly.
Mindboggled1: lot of acne down your back.
SweetThing2002: ummm wrong
SweetThing2002: wrong
Mindboggled1: blue hair.
Mindboggled1: purple eyes!
SweetThing2002: ????
Mindboggled1: you have this weird bump on your back,
SweetThing2002: am i a cheerelader
Mindboggled1: but noone will tell you.
Mindboggled1: a cheerleader? hey, coo..
Mindboggled1: cool.
Mindboggled1: i dated a cheerleader!
SweetThing2002: i know
SweetThing2002: cuz u dated me
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: duhh!
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: there's teh old josh
Mindboggled1: whatever!
SweetThing2002: aw
Mindboggled1: you're so funny.
SweetThing2002: i knew it was u baby
Mindboggled1: whatever! duhhhh!
SweetThing2002: awwww
SweetThing2002: josh lets not break up
Mindboggled1: you're pretty thick, aren't you?
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: josh u r the best i've ever had if u know what i eman
SweetThing2002: i dont wanna loose u
Mindboggled1: you should smoke some crack with me tonight.
Mindboggled1: come over right now.
Mindboggled1: let's smoke some crack.
SweetThing2002: the way u touch me
SweetThing2002: i dont want to loose u
SweetThing2002: lets not break up
Mindboggled1: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though.
Mindboggled1: what, with being a vampire, and all.
SweetThing2002: ??????????
SweetThing2002: i'm not clammhy
SweetThing2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body
Mindboggled1: Sammy the Clam!
Mindboggled1: pure silk lotion?
Mindboggled1: doesn't silk come out of the ass of worms?
SweetThing2002: ???????????????
SweetThing2002: i dont know
SweetThing2002: jsoh
SweetThing2002: i want u so bad right now
Mindboggled1: so finger yourself, or something.
Mindboggled1: I'm not sticking myself back in there.
SweetThing2002: i alreadly am
SweetThing2002: wahtever
SweetThing2002: u know u want this
SweetThing2002: i'll wear my cheerleading outfit for you
Mindboggled1: ew.
Mindboggled1: I hate cheerleaders.
SweetThing2002: no u dont silly
Mindboggled1: will you wear a strap-on?
Mindboggled1: and @#%$ me in the ass?
SweetThing2002: the way i can straddle u
SweetThing2002: u luv it
Mindboggled1: hey, will you let my dog @#%$ you?
SweetThing2002: ummmmmmmm
Mindboggled1: do it!
SweetThing2002: when did u get a dog
Mindboggled1: you can smoke crack first.
Mindboggled1: I'll get a dog!
SweetThing2002: no
Mindboggled1: so it can @#%$ you.
SweetThing2002: NO
Mindboggled1: and I'll videotape it.
SweetThing2002: i wanna video tape u and me
SweetThing2002: i want u
Mindboggled1: I want me, too.
Mindboggled1: but I'm with tracy now!
Mindboggled1: sorry!
SweetThing2002: u mean u want me
Mindboggled1: I'm madly in love with you.
Mindboggled1: the drugs are @#%$ with my head.
SweetThing2002: awwwwwwwww
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: I don't know what i'm doing anymore.
SweetThing2002: i love you too
Mindboggled1: marry me?
SweetThing2002: awwww
SweetThing2002: its ok baby
SweetThing2002: u want to marry me
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: I was lying about tracy!
Mindboggled1: I just wanted to make you feel jealous!
Mindboggled1: seriously!
SweetThing2002: we just grad
SweetThing2002: awwwww
SweetThing2002: really
Mindboggled1: no.
SweetThing2002: awwwwww
Mindboggled1: i was lying again.
SweetThing2002: ?????
Mindboggled1: 'cause it's funny to watch you awwwww at me.
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: yeah?
SweetThing2002: do u really luv me
Mindboggled1: I need more drugs.
Mindboggled1: I love drugs.
SweetThing2002: no jsoh no
SweetThing2002: no
SweetThing2002: u luv me
Mindboggled1: I love drugs!
SweetThing2002: no josh
Mindboggled1: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this.
SweetThing2002: quit sayin that
Mindboggled1: and I'm running low on needles.
Mindboggled1: gotta start reusing needles.
Mindboggled1: damnit!
Mindboggled1: @#%$ hell.
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: oh well.
SweetThing2002: stop
SweetThing2002: quit
Mindboggled1: I'll microwave them.
Mindboggled1: stop what?
SweetThing2002: ur actin weird
Mindboggled1: I'm jonesing.
SweetThing2002: huh
Mindboggled1: I gotta go fix myself up.
SweetThing2002: what does that mean
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: coming down.
SweetThing2002: i got my nipples pierced today
Mindboggled1: hey, me too!
SweetThing2002: really!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: no.
SweetThing2002: i did i t jes for u
Mindboggled1: why? you're supposed to hate me, bitch.
SweetThing2002: so u can play with them
SweetThing2002: i dont hate u
SweetThing2002: i luve u
Mindboggled1: you keep telling me you do!
Mindboggled1: stop the lying!
Mindboggled1: oh god, I can't take it anymore!
SweetThing2002: well i an forgive u
Mindboggled1: @#%$ hell!
Mindboggled1: I should just OD.
SweetThing2002: nooooooooo
SweetThing2002: josh wait
Mindboggled1: it'd be fun.
SweetThing2002: i'm coming over right now
SweetThing2002: ok
Mindboggled1: go for it.
Mindboggled1: you know where I live.
Mindboggled1: (I don't.)
SweetThing2002: ok i'll be over in 20 min
Mindboggled1: ok!
SweetThing2002: ok baby
SweetThing2002: i
Mindboggled1: I'll be waiting.
SweetThing2002: i'm coming
SweetThing2002: i love u
SweetThing2002: ...............
Mindboggled1: .........................
SweetThing2002: say it to me josh
SweetThing2002: please
Mindboggled1: I'll go get the strap-on.
SweetThing2002: i'm on my way over now
SweetThing2002: bye babe
SweetThing2002: c u soon
Mindboggled1: bye!