What should the dowry be in my arranged marriage?

[El Mariachi]

I don't have the backyard for goats so i need suggestions.

 

[Stilgar]

Two cows, one cup.

 

[Vanster]

El Mariachi sighting.

 

[JohnnyX]

I think you should be the one paying out tbh

 

[LGBR]

larry call me sometime my 21st is in 2 weeks

330 734 7713

 

[.dave.]

larry call me sometime my 21st is in 2 weeks

330 734 7713

called.

 

[LGBR]

lie

 

[aScotiA]

you need to cover yourself in honey and let bullet ants bite the fuck out of you before you start thinking about a dowry

 

[El Mariachi]

man i'm not going to be able to remember that number

 

[HomeSlice]

See if instead of Goats, you can get one of her sisters.

 

[LGBR]

write it down

no pen?

tell your girl then or something

 

[El Mariachi]

I think you should be the one paying out tbh

You should check out my woodworking skills before you speak!

 

[LGBR]

okay honestly whoever that was that made my day

cause im high and was like YES A PHONE CALL

but then it was music

and instead of getting disappointed it wasnt a phone call

it was

YES MUSIC!

 

[El Mariachi]

YES music?

So someone is the owner of a lonely heart?

 

[LGBR]

better than a

 

[El Mariachi]

owner of a broken heart

 

[DrSbaitso]

Ohh much better than the...

 

[DrJonez]

Yeah, why did I have to hear about this shit from Chris and Dave? Was this her idea or yours? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Patton]

How about a fucking ANCHOR.

 

[LGBR]

do you need assistance with the impregnation