What if Christmas didn't come this year?

[Juke]

millions of children convert to judaism

 

[Exodus]

Where your SAT scores are 1600, your dick is 12 inches long, and you get to fuck supermodels all day.

 

[Huscarl]

(for proof, see fraggle)

 

[Golgac]

Ask Bounty

 

[Bounty]

It would be JWUGrad. She's a sucker for Christmas. More so than all you other suckers.

 

[Highfive]

I think the store would.