What are those clear things to the left and right of the presidents podium?

[Ascoe]

 they're illuminati god delay emitters vge 

 

[Durak]

wait... who are you insulting there I'm not even sure who that is a dig at? his speech writers? the guy who puts stuff in the teleprompter?

bush obv

 

[FngrBANG]

I believe they're called, "thingies."

this