[Warning] Never pinch one off in school/college toilets

[hobbit]

My friend, who's a virgin, got chlamydia from there.


Discuss.

 

[fartiusstinkius]

 

[link_]

THAT sucks

 

[olaf]

Your friend is a liar.

 

[mjoe]

bullshit

 

[technique]

something doesnt add up

 

[eggo]

that is bullshit

 

[ptavv]

a) that's impossible

b) why do people get so uptight about shitting in public? everyone poops

 

[Sircle]

 

[Tribalbob]

that's like when my middle school bus driver told me he got crabs from a dirty toilet seat.

 

[qcksilver316]

did he get tested because of the toilet?

 

[hobbit]

a) that's impossible

b) why do people get so uptight about shitting in public? everyone poops

a) you've never seen our toilets, the cleaners are non-existant at my school.

b) cos i find it weird

 

[Tribalbob]

you're a fucking hobbit, of course you find it wierd. hobbits don't poop.

 

[Surge]

 

[ptavv]

it's impossible to catch chlamydia from a toilet, i don't care how dirty it is

 

[Slash]

Perhaps your so-called "virgin' friend isn't willing to admit he got it from having gay sex?

 

[hobbit]

you're a fucking hobbit, of course you find it wierd. hobbits don't poop.

Not quite my point, but okay.

 

[SpicyMcHaggis]

that's why you double up 4-5ft of toilet paper twice and use one for each side of the seat, dipshit

 

[olaf]

Your friend is not a virgin and got it from fucking someone with a nasty dick or vadge.

 

[Tribalbob]

that's why you double up 4-5ft of toilet paper twice and use one for each side of the seat, dipshit

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