Uhhh, why am I pissing ecto cooler?

[Damascus]

Yeah, so check this shit out. I come home from my new job last night, right? Well, I take the bus and in the middle of the trip I get hit by some sort of virus like a train wreck.

After a night of cold sweats, chills, fever and stuffed up sinus shit I go to take a piss and it's all green.

What the fuck? Am I gonna dide?

 

[HeLLrAiSr]

woah

 

[Baby Bew]

I'm going to give you a hint: it rhymes with slurpees.

 

[Xcursion]

I'm going to give you a hint: it rhymes with slurpees.

Chirpees?

 

[WildKnight]

i have never heard of pissing green.


is it like neon green? or mt dew green?

 

[Procell]

I'm going to give you a hint: it rhymes with slurpees.

goat knees?

 

[RabidWolf]

vitamins?

 

[Damascus]

i have never heard of pissing green.


is it like neon green? or mt dew green?

It's like a really bright yellow that has a tint of green.

 

[Procell]

It's like a really bright yellow that has a tint of green.

so you're pissing yellow?

 

[Emissary]

your liver is fucked yo

 

[Damascus]

so you're pissing yellow?

Nope, def green sir.

 

[SuperMulletXax]

is it limon?

 

[Travace]

one time i tried to take some of that pass a drug test bullshit to pass a drug test.

I about pissed my pants holding it for the stupid "time window" then when i pissed in the cup my shit looked like Radiator Coolant... Florescent green almost fucking glowing....The test came back inconclusive and i did not get the job. Shit must have been funny for the lady who worked at the piss test place.

 

[Kore]

A urinary tract infection, bile problems and certain drugs can cause the urine to turn greenish. A brighter green color is an indication of an excess of B vitamins.

Enjoy your UTI.

Urine Color as Health Indicator - Strategies for Staying Healthy: School for Champions

 

[Damascus]

Woah. Shit.

 

[Nutcracker]

u ded son

 

[TheGrudge]

Oh yeah? Well... I'm pissing ecto plasm.

 

[HomeGrown]

Herpes.

 

[Damascus]

u ded son

onos.

 

[JodoFett]