Two grains of sand are walking through the desert

[Hedge]

When one of them turns to the other "shit man I think we're being followed!"

 

[DDS]

 

[Nutcracker]

OMGLOLROFLHAH

 

[Yankee]

but sand ain't got no legs

 

[Hedge]

let it go old man

 

[Gweedo]

 

[DDS]

What do you have when Hedge is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

 

[Jungle Fish]

 

[DrSupey]

I don undersand ur joek.

 

[Benzer]

HAHA! I love talking sand jokes!

 

[Hedge]

supey make me a sig

 

[KnightMare]

lol

 

[alienkiller]

bad

 

[Thresh]

I smiled.

 

[Vanster]

Hah, this reminds me of a joke I used to give my algebra I students:

If it takes 20 buckets of sand to make a sandcastle, how many buckets will it need to make another castle of the same shape,
but twice as big in each direction ?

Answer:

160 buckets. Since the large castle will be twice as long, twice as wideand twice as high, it will be 2 * 2 * 2 = 8 times the mass of the small one.

hahahaha woooo

 

[Thresh]

lol

 

[BlackJack]

Hah, this reminds me of a joke I used to give my algebra I students:

If it takes 20 buckets of sand to make a sandcastle, how many buckets will it need to make another castle of the same shape,
but twice as big in each direction ?

Answer:

160 buckets. Since the large castle will be twice as long, twice as wideand twice as high, it will be 2 * 2 * 2 = 8 times the mass of the small one.

hahahaha woooo

You're the type of teacher that makes me cry

 

[DrSupey]

supey make me a sig

Check ur PMs. And didn't ur mum/mom ever teach you how to say "Plz"?

 

[BionicBooger]

I'm going to use this at our labor day bbq, It will be a big hit and everyone will cheer and throw money at me.

 

[Vanster]

I'm going to use this at our labor day bbq, It will be a big hit and everyone will cheer and throw money at me.

That's actually not far off. These kind of jokes ROCK at bbqs. Unless you are trying to impress women, then not so much.