Today's worship and praise

[Togowack]

no i decided she was not worthy

or rather the Lord did

 

[Noumenon]

togo does the lord allow you to have sex in your jeep?

 

[Togowack]

the Lord has allowed me to speak with tongues of fire but he wont let me touch this world in that way

 

[lemon]

the lord cock-blocked you?

damn him

 

[Togowack]

i would almost say amen to that too

 

[lemon]

did you at least get one boob experience point

 

[Noumenon]

damn, thats harsh

 

[Togowack]

there was a moment where the opportunity was right next to me but I didn't take it

 

[lemon]

fuck man jesus will forgive you

how can you know what's good if you haven't been bad

 

[ZOD]

 

[Noumenon]

See, you probably thought you were resisting temptation but god was really saying go forth and procreate.

 

[Dweasel]

let us glorify the Lord



feel free to post your own worship and praise music

Hmmmmmmm,

MoFo's rented "A Stadium"?
Spending lots of money for parking and shit?

More sincere when one communes with the Great Almighty
singularly and in private............. Don't you think?

Think of how all that CHRISTIAN money could have been used
to "help" the less fortunate!

....................... Just saying.

Like Jesus did.... I "minister" to the "HO'S" ! I too, have been overcome with the "tongues" thingy,
Especially with ANGIE ........ I put her in "rapture". hahahahahahaha

 

[Togowack]

forgive me for what, if I had touched her I would be in trouble.

 

[Togowack]

See, you probably thought you were resisting temptation but god was really saying go forth and procreate.

I shouldn't say anything, because there is a possibility I will be making a mistake in the near future.

 

[lemon]

why can't you touch people

 

[Togowack]

Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, “The two will become one flesh.

that and i dont feel comfortable doing it at all

 

[Noumenon]

God don't like it

 

[Noumenon]

that and i dont feel comfortable doing it at all

That doesn't really sound bad at all.

 

[jonb]

God don't like it

Which one, I can never keep track.

 

[dan-o2]