This is my favorite automatic jack flip flop of all time

2007:

Yeah, let's wait to pass judgement on the troop surge by Stilgar - Page 3 - TribalWar Forums

Automatic Jack said:
Losing Iraq was a foregone conclusion, I am amazed it's taken as long as it has. We don't have any legitimate business there, our volunteer army was never designed to shoulder this burden, and we're out of financial and political support.

Now that we've clearly lost, now that we are shown to be unable to bring stability to the region, how do we minimize the damage?

Fuck if I know, but staying isn't an option.

2009:

Mission Accomplished, Iraq War is over by Automatic Jack - TribalWar Forums

Automatic Jack said:
Kind of surprised this wasn't posted, we won the Iraq War.
 
REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON REPEAT


THE PENTAGON HAS CONFIRMED THIS. CNN AND FOX HAVE BOTH REPORTED WHAT THE PENTAGON HAS SAID. REPEAT: THE PENTAGON
 
oh yea paladin are you watching the game

COUNTING TO THREE (10:08, END 6, 9-1 SOX)
Something funny happened after the second out of that inning. The Red Sox infield ran off the field. They huddled by the dugout steps and started walking in -- all of them, Kevin Youkilis and Julio Lugo and Dustin Pedroia and Jeff Bailey and Justin Masterson -- before Randazzo and Varitek alerted them to the fact that THERE WERE ONLY TWO OUTS. Masterson came back, laughed, and then struck out Markakis. Then everyone ran off the field, because that's what you do when there are three outs.
 
So triple, was it worth it? Explain how brilliant Bush is and what we've gained for the price we paid.
 
oh yea paladin are you watching the game

COUNTING TO THREE (10:08, END 6, 9-1 SOX)
Something funny happened after the second out of that inning. The Red Sox infield ran off the field. They huddled by the dugout steps and started walking in -- all of them, Kevin Youkilis and Julio Lugo and Dustin Pedroia and Jeff Bailey and Justin Masterson -- before Randazzo and Varitek alerted them to the fact that THERE WERE ONLY TWO OUTS. Masterson came back, laughed, and then struck out Markakis. Then everyone ran off the field, because that's what you do when there are three outs.

Yeah. was pretty funny
 
Originally Posted by triple
The only thing fox does differently is they report raw information. The other networks choose to let you know what they already know. I'd rather be up to date on what happens, while it happens, than hearing about it 4 hours later.

There is a reason fox is the #1 cable news network, by far.

:rofl:
 
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