There once was a man

[Pancho Villa]

from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!


Good night

 

[houston]

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[Thingfish]

There once was a guy named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
She smelled like shit
And was missing a tit
But think of the money he saved!