-TigerClaw-
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Ok, so I know this is from like 5th grade, but it recently came up in conversation with a friend, so I thought I'd share for glorious TW...
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Three men are traveling and decide to stay at an inn for the night. They check in and the clerk tells them that one room will be $30. The three guys say great, "we'll split one room", yadda yadda, and they all chip in $10 apiece and go upstairs.
A little while later, the manager comes around and tells the clerk he neglected to give the guys the special rate that night of only $25; he then takes $5 out of the register and tells the clerk to go up and refund the guys. On his way up, the clerk realizes $5 can't be split evenly three ways, and also miffed they didn't tip him, he pockets $2, then gives each guy $1 back as a refund.
Let's summarize:
-Each guy has now paid $9 for the room. (3 x $9 = $27)
-Clerk pocketed a $2 "tip" for himself ($2)
-Where is the missing fucking dollar?? ($27 + $2 = $29, not $30!!)
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Three men are traveling and decide to stay at an inn for the night. They check in and the clerk tells them that one room will be $30. The three guys say great, "we'll split one room", yadda yadda, and they all chip in $10 apiece and go upstairs.
A little while later, the manager comes around and tells the clerk he neglected to give the guys the special rate that night of only $25; he then takes $5 out of the register and tells the clerk to go up and refund the guys. On his way up, the clerk realizes $5 can't be split evenly three ways, and also miffed they didn't tip him, he pockets $2, then gives each guy $1 back as a refund.
Let's summarize:
-Each guy has now paid $9 for the room. (3 x $9 = $27)
-Clerk pocketed a $2 "tip" for himself ($2)
-Where is the missing fucking dollar?? ($27 + $2 = $29, not $30!!)