That was like putting a cow up there (Obese woman's death)

"What really got me is when they took her off onto the flatbed, they threw this dirty, dirty carpet on top of her, and I just thought that was so disrespectful"

A woman that was 750lbs had absolutely no respect for herself so why should anyone else?

Thats exactly what I thought.
 
Good luck trying to find a coffin big enough for her. :shrug:

I do believe in these cases a piano crate is called for. :)




And this was an opportunity for the perfect Yo Mamma joke. To the 13 year old kid:

"Look! Yo mamma so fat she goes Beep Beep Beep when she backs up!"

:D
 
as a fire/emt biggest i've had to move is 515 pounder. I imagine dead its easier cause you dont have to act like to give a shit if they are uncomfortable.

I have no sympathy for the anyone over 350lbs

My favorite is getting dispatched to do lift assist. Fine use of an Engine crew there, lets take them outta service to help some fat ass back in bed instead of possibly run an actual emergency. All on the tax payers dime too.
 
lol @ sass knighting for her fellow fatty...

don't worry love, you're more likely to end up going straight in the blubber pots after a swift harpooning
 
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