Solve this Riddle

[darryl]

Apparently they give this question to LAPD Bomb Squad students...

You own an upscale neo-luxury health club. As part of the membership perks, each of the 40 shower stalls is stocked with a bottle of very expensive, salon-only shampoo. The customers love it and rave about it. The front desk sells teh bottles. Unfortunately, bottles disappear from the showers all the time. in fact, theft rate is 33%, presenting a costly situation. You've tried reminders, penalties, and incentives to try and reduce theft, but nothing so far has worked. You do not want to discontinue or alter the shampoo offering in any way-one bottle of the current brand per stall must not change. You want the problem solved withing these guidelines:

* Theft must be 100% eliminated
* Any solution must be one of zero cost
* No burden on the patrons.

 

[joeyarkenstat02]

blow up the health club?

 

[darryl]

blow up the health club?

 

[HaPpY]

fire everyone, rehire mormons

 

[Morbid]

Install shower cams
Eye rape patrons
Prophet?

 

[Rosdower]

you have to get the shampoo from someone and return it when you're done

 

[telos]

Trick question not possible.

Simply spending time thinking of a solution costs them money.

 

[deimos]

Spoiler

wall-mounted shampoo dispenser?

 

[gumb0 juan]

Have a big nig on shower watch

 

[-§trife-]

single serving/usage sizes

 

[[MG]IceTT]

so the shampoo has to stay in the portable bottle?

 

[[MG]IceTT]

Spoiler

wall-mounted shampoo dispenser?

this is what i was thinking

 

[mjoe]

Spoiler

wall-mounted shampoo dispenser?

that would cost money

 

[[MG]IceTT]

i think if they are bleeding money with losing the shampoo they can afford to affix a stationary shampoo dispenser in each stall.

 

[Durak]

zero cost can u people not read

 

[darryl]

you have to get the shampoo from someone and return it when you're done

burden

 

[Technetium]

remove tops of shampoo bottles duh

 

[[MG]IceTT]

you have to get the shampoo from someone and return it when you're done

this is probably the best idea.

 

[gumb0 juan]

Masturbate furiously into the shampoo bottles

 

[Ryedon]

you have to get the shampoo from someone and return it when you're done

burden on patrons.